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# <a href='put the link address in here' target='_blank'>this bit will show up in blue on the board</a>
Taken from the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# yeah, still gibberish unless you know what that actually means though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# which bit don't you understand?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# no, don't...
unless you want to see massive pics appearing and disappearing on /board for the next half an hour, before i go to bed and beat myself in frustration
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Best of all the masturbation techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
#

cfb

...and the code...

<a href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/large_image.jpg"><img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/small_image.jpg" />
cfb</a>
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You've gone to a lot of troub....
oh never mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Weirdest thing is
...we've got a fucking "preview" button
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# TELL THEM LARGE MARGE SENT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# hmm
upload a big picture to the internet
copy its address
paste its address into the "put the link address in here" bit
this is your "click for big" link
upload a small version to the internet
post it on b3ta with a click for big link beneath

so your post would look like:

Small version of picture, guaranteed to garner lols from the crowd

[a href="link to the big version of the picture"]Click for big (5.3Mb)[a]

except with those brackets replaced with angle brackets
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# You've gone to a lot of trouble to explain that
You're up to something... *narrows eyes even more*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I'm just a lovely kind of guy
Honest, guv
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# i understand it, but for some reason it never works for me
i am an internet spaz
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# It could be worse, you could be in an internet cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# i fear i may be a spazzy internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# ARE YOU CALLING ME AN INTERNET CUNT?
:( I'm dead fluffy, me, except when I start ranting at people for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I don't know how to upload an image normally,
every time I go to FAQ/my image is on the internet now what?/ and just copy that line. Can there be one added for the click for bigger thing do you reckon?
would help out lots of people. Well, me if i'm being honest.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# eh?
where are you uploading them? to upload the ones form photobucket copy the html link.
using b3tards just copy the whole lot, though it's not all needed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Sorry, I mean
I havent memorised the code stuff, I use photobucket and just copy the bit from the FAQ every time and then add my direct link. I still don't know the code to type it from memory.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# <a href="http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/ebay.jpg" target="_blank">Embiggerate</a>
Enshrinkify your picture and post it in the usual way.

Underneath that, paste in what I've put in the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# You need to add the http:// to that
otherwise it'll redirect within the site
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Oops
Corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hmmmm, yeah the cfb no worky


wtf


(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Let's see
Embiggerate

It does.

I amended the url to put http:// in front of it as per emvee's instructions. Repaste and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# i had to rearrange the whole code, but i think i got it in the end
the moral of this story, it seems, is to avoid big pics and small details
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)