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# Sorry, dont know how to do a 'click for bigger'
i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/ebay.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# you're not the only one
i still have no idea how to do it

edit - OH LOL!

£12 postage, daylight bloody robbery!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# ^This
I have been told about 50 times and still can't get my thick head around it. I tried once and posted a massive image, got flamed, panicked and deleted thread, got flamed, flounced, got flamed.
Now i just draw small pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# *flames for just drawing small pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# *riots*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# *taks pikchur ov da guds an pts it on twitter*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Gah! *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha!
i know how to do it!
i'm going to beat myself in celebration
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Any excuse
with you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# pretty much, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# *Titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Links -->
EDIT: LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# <a href="put the link address in here" target="_blank">this bit will show up in blue on the board</a>
Taken from the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# yeah, still gibberish unless you know what that actually means though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# which bit don't you understand?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# no, don't...
unless you want to see massive pics appearing and disappearing on /board for the next half an hour, before i go to bed and beat myself in frustration
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Best of all the masturbation techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
#

cfb

...and the code...

<a href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/large_image.jpg"><img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/small_image.jpg" />
cfb</a>
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You've gone to a lot of troub....
oh never mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Weirdest thing is
...we've got a fucking "preview" button
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# TELL THEM LARGE MARGE SENT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# hmm
upload a big picture to the internet
copy its address
paste its address into the "put the link address in here" bit
this is your "click for big" link
upload a small version to the internet
post it on b3ta with a click for big link beneath

so your post would look like:

Small version of picture, guaranteed to garner lols from the crowd

[a href="link to the big version of the picture"]Click for big (5.3Mb)[a]

except with those brackets replaced with angle brackets
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# You've gone to a lot of trouble to explain that
You're up to something... *narrows eyes even more*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I'm just a lovely kind of guy
Honest, guv
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# i understand it, but for some reason it never works for me
i am an internet spaz
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# It could be worse, you could be in an internet cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# i fear i may be a spazzy internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# ARE YOU CALLING ME AN INTERNET CUNT?
:( I'm dead fluffy, me, except when I start ranting at people for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I don't know how to upload an image normally,
every time I go to FAQ/my image is on the internet now what?/ and just copy that line. Can there be one added for the click for bigger thing do you reckon?
would help out lots of people. Well, me if i'm being honest.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# eh?
where are you uploading them? to upload the ones form photobucket copy the html link.
using b3tards just copy the whole lot, though it's not all needed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Sorry, I mean
I havent memorised the code stuff, I use photobucket and just copy the bit from the FAQ every time and then add my direct link. I still don't know the code to type it from memory.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# <a href="http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/ebay.jpg" target="_blank">Embiggerate</a>
Enshrinkify your picture and post it in the usual way.

Underneath that, paste in what I've put in the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# You need to add the http:// to that
otherwise it'll redirect within the site
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Oops
Corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hmmmm, yeah the cfb no worky


wtf


(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Let's see
Embiggerate

It does.

I amended the url to put http:// in front of it as per emvee's instructions. Repaste and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# i had to rearrange the whole code, but i think i got it in the end
the moral of this story, it seems, is to avoid big pics and small details
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# There's none left.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Arf!
Also: Two cars are on fire down the road from me.(Wirral)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Use the b3ta uploader and tick the box
it does it all for you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# And what is the b3ta uploader?
I iz spaz, sorrie
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# use b3tards.com to upload your pics to.
rather than pbucket and it's pitiful monthly allowance
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# here's how it's done
the blue highlited bit is the cfb code, the green highlighted part is where you paste the url of your big image, simples.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You've gone to a lot of trouble to explain that
You're up to something... *narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# heheheh, only took a min
i hate thinking of people being stuck, i remember pissing about trying to get it right when i first started.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Maybe he genuinely loves horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdvVpijAsiE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# ha ha
Nice, bruv
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I nominate this "B3ta's most helpful thread of the day"
Now we can go back to name-calling for minor infringements or cluelessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Can I take my pants back off now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Yes, yes you can
if usual behaviour is to resume.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# You mean, we had to put our pants on in the first place?
/missedmemo
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# It's okay, we're well into pants-off time again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# fuck off you flowery donkey
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *Punches in gob*
Get tae feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)