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# I've played GTAIII a few times
My favourite hobby is stalking the streets at 3AM and kicking grannies to death. If only we'd given these poor blighters more PS2s with GTAIII they could have had hours of entertainment teaching themselves how to kick grannies to death in the streets! Instead, they're so deprived that they can't even have a console worth hundreds of pounds and have to go onto the streets, set fires and steal things.

Imagine their disappointment when they learn that the PS2 isn't on sale anymore and they had to nick a PS3 and GTAIV instead :( Poor little buggers. We should have a whip-around for them.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I love playing Just Cause 2, having fun smashing cars & killing the bad guys in various different ways using the grappling hook the main character has
but that doesn't mean I want to do it for real
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I enjoyed that game :D
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Never played that
Also, I've never had the urge to kick grannies to death on the street, or find a long line of Hare Krishnas and run them over one after the other. I wonder if something's wrong with us? I mean, the media are telling us that violent games cause violent crimes, and yet we're showing no inclination to commit violent crimes!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I'd fucking love a portal gun though!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I'd use it to put a little hole in the seat of my chair that goes straight into the toilet
That way I could poo at my desk at work.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# clever
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# thank you
i foresee three problems with this

1) i'd be sitting naked (or at least trouserless) at my desk
2) i'd have to have two portal guns so that i could make a flush, too
3) it would begin to smell a bit

but to be reasonable, these aren't problems so much as being all teh fun.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Are you trying to tell us you aren't naked now?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I'm wearing a jumper
It's a bit chilly here today
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Good man
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# True
but I've lost count of the number of prostitutes I've hogtied and thrown on the back of my horse since playing Red Dead Redemption.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah but everyone does that
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# And thus the defence rests, m'lud.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)