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[challenge entry] First painting I've done for decades. As you can probably tell.


It's part of my mum's community art project, where a few hundred people 'do' a piece (roughly 9' x 6', acrylic on MDF) of a big jigsaw.

Next time I'll use pens rather than paint...

(oh, and it may as well be a compo entry, too. Context is all, etc)

From the Invent a new children's TV show challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
I was getting worried it was going to be a 'proper' picture and wasn't sure what to say if it had been rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:37, archived)
# I would no more attempt to present a 'proper' picture than certain of our trans-Atlantic friends would attempt to present a proper argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Ooh. That's fighting talk this time of night, isn't it the afternoon over there?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Well, I had a hilarious argument on here a few nights ago, but the loveable rogue I was arguing with subsequently deleted the whole fucking thing.
Still, I don't mind a daft b3tafight if anyone wants to pick one with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# And you boldly intervened at the time, Colonel, and all that good work has been expunged.
Still, it was fun, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)
# That conversation?
Wowsers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:14, archived)
# fun for you perhaps--
when you have a handful of like-minded scoffers who enjoy piling on a single individual who never wanted the conversation in the first place. Not fun for the individual. Yet you seem to be insensitive to any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Not entirely insensitive.
Sorry you weren't enjoying it as much as the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# I've made it clear from the beginning that I did not enjoy it
yet, to this day you persist in marveling at something most people care nothing about. So your "sorrys" are worthless, in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Oh.
Sorry about that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)
# oh let's just sit back and enjoy something equally derogatory to English and Americans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBTsMJ4jNk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Are we done with this, or not?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:18, archived)
# What did you argue about, you objectionable xenophobe?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Never mind, I don't care.
I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Barack Obama and the validity of reason in politics was how it started.
I'm generally in the 'for' camp.
The highlight was when the other dood claimed to have a Masters' degree in Political Science,
and simultaneously claimed not to give a fuck about what Europe thinks about America,
and I accused the fellow of getting his degree off the back of a Cheerios box.

Mofaha witnessed the whole thing, so he can validate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# you are a real asshole, Sea Tramp
Shall I post your gaz in which you begged forgiveness like the obsequious little shit that you are?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Whoa,
internet fight!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:26, archived)
# This GAZ?
Heya, LS.

I come in search of peace.
I thought it was a lot of fun last night, having an argument.
The fact that there were very few interruptions meant that thousands of people found the whole thing enthralling!

But I just want to let you know I don't bear you any ill will, and if I offended you at any time, I'm sorry. I wasn't setting out to hurt you or anyone, but I must admit I do like a nice tasty argument every so often.

So, until our swords accidentally clash again, truce?

Yours,

Sea Tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# AND BY SWORDS I MEAN DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# AND BY DICKS I MEAN MEGADICKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10512903
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# now I hee-haw at them!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# NOW MY MEMBER IS EXCESSIVELY MORE THAN CIVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
# POLITICS: BEST AVOIDED AT ANY COST
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Ah, it's been so long since I had or saw a good row on b3ta.
Shame it got deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:28, archived)
# to be honest
it was nothing special
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Shut it, you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# I think you'll find it's spelled Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# YOUR GAI
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Sorry about the delay but they don't let me out much these days

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:19, archived)
# oh, piss off you pedantic bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
# Haven't read that meme in a long time.
What about the keyboard-mash one? Something like "asd asdfg", though I forget the exact spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)
# XZ.m,jfs;lkgeaoih;refdsmngdsoixiure98fdkn mewpfdjrt nfs9843wjhgewkjvsdouqkbewq08hrkjy3khnerw0ofdskjew
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)
# nonsense, we're always rowing in the gym and such
we're always rowing in the gym and such 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# fucking epic t-shirt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# don't be surprised if I vector it up and submit it to threadless or something
 
still debating whether to get one of these
www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# That is rather tempting.
I only have 2 items of clothing with pictures on, they're not really my kind of thing. But this is seriously good.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# A mate of mine has that shirt
good times
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:23, archived)
# hahaha
Haha hahahah hahahahaha haha hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# fuck I just noticed the yellow wrist band
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Haha
Political Science: an important part of this nutritious breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# *throws pint glass in seatramp's direction*
'AVE IT YOU CUNT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
# *stuffs sock with pool balls, swings it around indiscriminately*
FUCKIN' COME ON YOU FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:42, archived)
# *RIOTS*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# *starts thread with unedited picture from ebaumsworld*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# *picture from ebaumsworld which was originally posted on b3ta by someone else*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:02, archived)
# *deletes thread*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Completely Unrelated
but I didn't want to waste a new thread on TOAP.


Still, I would so love this to be a children's program channel.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# nothing like a good old shake before nap time
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# I deleted my thread
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:40, archived)
# You did WHAT?
Why?
When?
Where?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# This beautiful piece of art is a reflection of the advancements of modern society in the 21st century
Also, the dolphin is not a fish, but an air breathing mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# As opposed to a photosynthesising mammal?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)
# As opposed to James Brown Heliotrygon
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# I've always been opposed to that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Man I just realized this is actually a puzzle piece
I didn't realize initially that you meant "big jigsaw" literally.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:18, archived)