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# Klarnk


Klarnk - The restaurant
Klarnk - The milkman
Klarnk - Door knob love bag
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Yay for Kalrnk!
I would like to lick him!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# It's nice that Klarnk can make himself useful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# He's a loveable scamp that Klarnk!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Funnily enough, i was just thinking of Klarnk
Hooray for him! Nice to see other enticing bits of his anatomy :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, he keeps getting sexier, doesn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Klarnk's got a few private bits and pieces, which we'll get to see at a later date...
which we'll get to see at a later date...:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# he really should be used in a film
like cloverfield 2, except he doesnt go rampaging around NYC, he just quietly lurks and stares.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Sorry, Moley.


edit: and thanks taters!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha! That's great!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Thank you!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# WATER . . . this soup is so good that I'll have two fles in mine . . . CHOP CHOP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Barber shops and hairdressers are the last bastion
of crap pun-related shop names!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Some of them make you want to curl up and dye.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That one's a real "Cut above" the rest
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I dunno
I used to pass a laundrette called "Washing Tons"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I know one that for many years I was convinced was called
Cunts on Parade
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Is it really called Cunts on Parole?
I think I know it.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Was ir really called
"Cunting Proles on Parole"?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# That, I like
*opens hairdressers*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# ha ha?
I'm sat here trying to work what it could have said?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Moley got it right
I think it was called "Cuts on Parade", but that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. It was in a place where I only ever saw it when very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Was it in Stevenage? Or Luton?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Biggleswade
I never go to Biggleswade sober
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I dread to think what your Google image searches look like
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Sometimes I think I hear Google sobbing....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I really like Klarnk!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Red is my favourite flavour, Klarnk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# :O.....*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# These are great
but always succeed in making me feel distinctly queasy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)