Help us choose the new Question of the WeekIt's a B3TA tenth anniversaty vote-me-do!
Choose from:
'I didn't do it'
Awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have.
Things I have won
I once won a gas boiler. I also won my first wife in a raffle. BOTH 100% OF FACT
Top Traumas
'Arriving back from a longish holiday, I went down the local to discover it had gone 'gastro'. What's the most traumatic thing to have happened to you?'
Stupid Questions
Ever been asked a stuipd question? How did you react? Can you lend me five pounds?
First time I felt like a grown-up
Me, it was when the old man down the park stop offering me sweeties. I was so upset, I refused to tug him off ever again
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
(Choose from:
'I didn't do it'
Awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have.
Things I have won
I once won a gas boiler. I also won my first wife in a raffle. BOTH 100% OF FACT
Top Traumas
'Arriving back from a longish holiday, I went down the local to discover it had gone 'gastro'. What's the most traumatic thing to have happened to you?'
Stupid Questions
Ever been asked a stuipd question? How did you react? Can you lend me five pounds?
First time I felt like a grown-up
Me, it was when the old man down the park stop offering me sweeties. I was so upset, I refused to tug him off ever again
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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Dont bother. Manley will just rig it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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can't we switch to a new voting system?
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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Single transferable scrote
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:35,
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Alternative Goat
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:42,
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fastest sloth
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:47,
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I find the most effective one is......"Send £50 to Scaryduck"
Make it a ton, and I'll be your bitch for a week.
(Make it a ton, and I'll be your bitch for a week.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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Awww. I thought it said Top Trumps at first.top traumas doesn't sound so much fun. So I'll vote 'stupid questions' instead so I can post this story below:
One of the stupidest questions I've ever been asked was while I was working in the QC labs at a leather company. I was busy testing a batch of leather and we were chatting about cooking and stuff. One of the other lab techs, who was also busy testing some leather at this leather company we both worked for put down the bit of leather he was testing and asked, "I wonder why you don't get skin on beef?"
(One of the stupidest questions I've ever been asked was while I was working in the QC labs at a leather company. I was busy testing a batch of leather and we were chatting about cooking and stuff. One of the other lab techs, who was also busy testing some leather at this leather company we both worked for put down the bit of leather he was testing and asked, "I wonder why you don't get skin on beef?"
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:49,
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