It is slow today....And if I where him, i'd get my money back from that plastic surgeon, Looks like Chers' lady-boy off spring.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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€ * * €you need ears for those glasses to rest on
Going for a shower
(Going for a shower
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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+ -I got soap in my eye
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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I'm running out of EYEdears
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:51,
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Apropos of nothing except this post will be as random as yoursmy newly moved in neighbour across the street and her many childer and dogs keep occasionally screaming at teh top of her voice, in a sort of back-of-the-throat annoyed way, presumably screaming AT said kids/dogs/kids playing with said dogs/kids, appox about once every 10 minutes on average.
It is oddly surreal spending my current time in silence but for me typing away online and the occasional fat throaty female scream.
Having said that, I have had similar weekends...
(It is oddly surreal spending my current time in silence but for me typing away online and the occasional fat throaty female scream.
Having said that, I have had similar weekends...
..wil,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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buy her a packet of fags as a housewarming presentcombined with the screaming, she may just lose her voice
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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i haven't spent my life training to be an evil genius for nothing, you know Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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Muhahahahahaaaa!*raises hand to sky as if cupping my imaginary enormously pendulous bollox*
( ..wil,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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all i need now is the secret volcano lairand the half-naked, muscular, oiled henchmen of dubious morals
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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The new "couple" next to me moved in a few months ago after falling asleep and leaving the chip pan to burn down their kitchen...For some reason they didn't appreciate my "house warming" gift of a bag of McClains' oven chips (other brands are available)
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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arf!someold neighbours of mine didn't appreciate me removing the stopcock from their water tank.
then again, i didn't appreciate them purposely flooding my flat because i complained about their nightly discos.
(then again, i didn't appreciate them purposely flooding my flat because i complained about their nightly discos.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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Hahaha! Noice!I've often wondered about the phrase 'House Warming Gift' should we all bring candles or just go the whole hog and bring in a lit disposable barbecue for the creche?
( ..wil,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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They need a tank of ether....Every Friday night there's a screaming drunken argument, Normally cumulating in one or the other getting locked out and banging on the door at 2am,
Last time I had my daughter there and they woke her up I went out and threw the weedy little fucker through the hedges onto the road, then politely informed him that if it carries on I would jump up and down on his head.... Things seem to have calmed down since then.
(Last time I had my daughter there and they woke her up I went out and threw the weedy little fucker through the hedges onto the road, then politely informed him that if it carries on I would jump up and down on his head.... Things seem to have calmed down since then.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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i think you mean culminating Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:00,
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You haven't heard the noises they make during the arguments! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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try living underneath someonewho's only using the place to take drugs and play loud music with his mates every night, until about 6 a.m, who's smashed every window in the flat, broken his toilet, causing me to have to take an umbrella into the bathroom, poured green paint down my windows for a laugh, used a bucket to shit in, tied a rope to the bucket, then used it to try to break my windows, then caused it to rain very heavily all over my flat by flooding me out completely.
noise be damned.
(noise be damned.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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Yeah, sorry about that....I'll invite you up next time.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:09,
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pfffclosest i've ever been to a nervous breakdown
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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Have the council helped?Ours is really helpful......
They gave us a diary to write down the incidents in.....
I'm looking at it more as a piece of evidence for my defense when I'm up in court for their murder.
(They gave us a diary to write down the incidents in.....
I'm looking at it more as a piece of evidence for my defense when I'm up in court for their murder.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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Ours did thatstill took them 2 fucking years to move them 1 fucking street away but still...
( ..wil,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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yeah, i had the Incident Diarytook me 6 months, but i got the fucker evicted
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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the first of 3, as it turned outso glad i got moved out of there
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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Hell is other peopleand if the other people are chavs on drugs you're in some serious hell!
Many hugs and sympathies, I have been there, a few times, tho not as bad as that sounds, I don't think!
You win!
(Many hugs and sympathies, I have been there, a few times, tho not as bad as that sounds, I don't think!
You win!
..wil,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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it wasn't funbut at least i know now how to get someone evicted!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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I'm glad you managed it, it's not easy,all they do is lie and lie and lie, ours did and I got a mate in Hull with similar factors still ongoing and at every turn when the law tries to catch up with them and sort something definite out, they just cloud everything up with more and more filthy swirling bullshit, sending all authorities involved on yet another legally obliged series of wild goose chases to try and decide who's bullshitting who.
( ..wil,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:23,
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the police were called out almost every nighthe was only 17, but they knew him well. the council told him if he left willingly, they'd give him another flat but, if he was evicted, he'd never get another one. fucking idiot ignored them and waited to get evicted.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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No no no, you see, to him that was the only choice,as all treu chavs have ONE thing in common IME, they absolutely MUST feel they are a victim of circumstances due to other people clipping their wings! As such, if he'd just gone elsewhere, he would have had no way of feeling duty bound to continue to be a complete arsehole for the rest of his life!
S'not his fault!!1!
(S'not his fault!!1!
..wil,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:32,
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Well then I'd just have musicpunctuated by the occasional fat throaty female scream!
( ..wil,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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Well I couldn't possibly comment as such things are of course, entirely in the eye of teh beholderbut I would guess approximately 18 stone in lycra so make your own minds up!
( ..wil,
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