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# It's Tuesday
And I'm already knackered.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:19, archived)
# ^ Science

* If only it was that easy..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:30, archived)
# It is easy really, scientists just make science look difficult to impress girls
All you really need is a white labcoat and a bunsen burner, and you're good to go.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I remember my chemistry teacher reducing it (ha!) down like that:
"If you take sodium, which is a substance so volatile it burns in water, and chlorine, which was the deadly, horrific gas used in the First World War, and combine them ... you get what you put on your chips."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)
# The only science I ever enjoyed was with Fucking Shitty Magnets...

* Oh and human biology behind the bike shed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:09, archived)
# .....aaaaaaannd that's why you aren't allowed to teach anymore ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
# There's a great chemical reaction known as the 'housewife's surprise'
You put about a centimetre of sugar at the bottom of a beaker and pour on hydrochloric acid. A large, solid, phallus-like column rises out of the beaker until it's about ten inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# And....
how rigid is this column..?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# And...
how much does it burn..?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
*waits for certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# You're nothing without your trusty liebig condenser.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# a great improvement on the standard retort
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I see your Tuesday tiredness
and raise you a 2 year old with a cold who woke up crying at 50 minute intervals all through the night.

I had a half dreamt fuge state about 5:30 where I was trying to explain the layers of bedsheets worked like photoshop layers,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Two year olds are so selfish!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Yeah maybe *I* want to spend all day on the sofa cuddling "snuggle bunny"
Screw work, that's what I'm going to do.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# haha
got a 2 month old myself, I sympathise with that half-asleep mindstate.. When he finally slept through I felt amazing the next day
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Amen to that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# If you are the kids looking at B3ta on the train currently standing at Exeter St Thomas,
please stop shouting about sex you have had and drugs you take, at least until such a time as you start needing to shave.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)
# FUCK YOU OLD MAN!
* Not really.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Ooooh..
an offer there.
Lemonparty?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I hope that got an actual response (by twitter)
I used to listen to kids like that on the city bus I took to university. One fat kid with peach fuzz on his face talking about how great his girl was at giving head, but how gross it was to have to reciprocate. I assume he has grown up by now.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Well, it must be quite tiring drawing one of those comics every day!
What with all the drawings and all
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# pssssst...
I trace them. :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I thought they were CG!
Nice work :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)