There are so many old wives' tales about suicide methods knocking about, I don't trust any of 'em.After all, people can tell you all the details of methods that don't work...
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:45,
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Hahaha!:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:49,
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very tall buildings and pharmaceuticals are probably the only surefire (painless) meansof course, you could always 'cowboy up' and jump into the lion cage at the zoo.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52,
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Pharmaceuticals isn't necessarily painlessyou need to know what you're doing/taking.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59,
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True dat!I asked a farmer and he knew feck all about it!
so he just ran me over with his threshing machine . . .
(so he just ran me over with his threshing machine . . .
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:04,
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Yeeeeeee-hawwww!A fine way to go.
Until it takes you out with a single swipe and starts biting lumps out of your corpse in front of a party of 9-year-olds with clipboards and worksheets,
and then wanders lazily to the front of the enclosure and takes a hearty dump, before lazily strolling back to the cadaver to nibble away at the internal organs.
(Until it takes you out with a single swipe and starts biting lumps out of your corpse in front of a party of 9-year-olds with clipboards and worksheets,
and then wanders lazily to the front of the enclosure and takes a hearty dump, before lazily strolling back to the cadaver to nibble away at the internal organs.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:03,
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Ey oop Trampys'a good job there's no Derby zoo
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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Dave, you enigmatic old so 'n' so, you!Grrrrrrrrr!
Nice to see ya round these parts again.
(Nice to see ya round these parts again.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15,
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you keep your eyesoff my parts!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15,
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*attempts to interfere with Dave's clarinet*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21,
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I've always toyed with the idea of combining a jump with an art workCover the ground under a sufficiently high building with fresh canvas and make a splash.
Wonder how big it would need to be to not miss all of the red paint
(Wonder how big it would need to be to not miss all of the red paint
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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yeahand because it's you it'll prolly be front-paged . . .
*sniggers nawwtilly*
(*sniggers nawwtilly*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07,
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Take the canvas with you while you jumpIt's like jumping into a pool with an airbed, only artier
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15,
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It might act as a parachute and slow your descentand then you'd end up only being paralysed for life instead of exploding over a huge area
Nowhere near as arty
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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hahahaha!You're so fast . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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You/your victim bleeds red paint?It would be a lovely picture of a human pizza though :D
edit: Afternings toasty x
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21,
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