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# hey
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Why hello there Mr Sea Creature
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Ding!
Dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Can somebody find his top hat?
It seems to be missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# may i be the first to say
that's not a fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# of course its a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)
# fluke, not tail, clearly a whale
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# maybe that's another fish
upto something "fishy" with something "fish shaped"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Well, he does look rather pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I believe the phrase used to be "spawny get"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# this is giving me the wronghorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# best of all horn!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# and mopping up afterwards is half the fun too
if you remember to sing sea shanties while doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# mopping up?
yeah, like i do that myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# one should always carry a mop incase of surprise lucky moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# if i did that
people may mistake me for some form of charlady, which would never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# "Fish-shaped" is a mnemonic for reasons why someone may be unconscious
Fainting, Infantile convulsions, Shock, Heart Attack... can't remember them all now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Do you like fish shaped fish pieces that are in the shape of fish?
I like these

and fish shaped potato segments

and fish shaped hammers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I guess so
I have been having a recurring craving lately for eating fish and chips by the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
#
Sherry
Harp Lager
Advocaat
Pernod
Epsom Salts
Diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)
# followed by double fried egg on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Good heavens
I didn't realise you had the same weekend as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# weekend?
i don't work, weekends mean nothing to me.
this is sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Ah yes, that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# It rhymes so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# i like your reasoning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Oh, of course.
He's got a monocle.

A FUCKING MONOCLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# that just shows what a dapper fellow he is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Three cod, two scampi and a dapperfish please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# scampi FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# And that's why Smash's gone to Iceland?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# i only went to iceland
because they accept milk tokens for veg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# brilliant
I'll tell my girlfriend to fuck off and get a new one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Sooper!
:D he looks very jolly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# ^ BRILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Just what is the cord for his monocle going into?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# handy pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Also known as a gill, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# so, what you're saying is
that this thing which is CLEARLY a whale, is actually a fish AND a marsupial one at that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# But marsupials have pouches
This chap clearly drives a Jag.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# then he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# The moustache also implies he may be a walrus
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# or jamie hyneman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# No beret though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# it was washed off by a freak wave, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)
# is his monocle chained to a harpoon wound?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Stop being cute, FFS.
Someday, but don't rush or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant, much more upbeat than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Impossible!
Things don't get more upbeat than sooperdave's beautiful work.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# fancy,
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Sorry.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)