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# ha ha! nicely
might as well wheel this one out
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Has the gayshift become too commercialised?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I think it's sponsored by Nurofen these days
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# It's always the gayshift somewhere on Earth... right now, I reckon around Japan or Australia.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# TJ
In just a few minutes, I have managed to get 90% Isopropyl alcohol in my eye, drop a processor chip on the floor which bounced several times bending about 100 pins and caught my balls in the seam of my shorts bending over.

To top it all off, I suspect I have burned out the processor and/or motherboard of the friends PC I stupidly offered to 'fix'

The alcohol was used to clean out the thermal compound I had previously managed to get all over the processor pins and inside the LGA socket
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# FUCK!
I am meant to be on holiday but I have been fixing 2 laptops since 11am ffs.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# do you want to fix a desktop too?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Nice try!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# did you try turning it off and on again?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# haha, but it doesn't turn on :(
the fans cut out out after the self-check
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# is it plugged in?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# DAMN! FUCK! SHIT!
This isn't even a PC! It's a toasted sandwich maker!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hold on, I'll transfer you to 2nd level
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ...all our lines are currently busy...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
#
♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# *click* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# *tries the pre-sales line*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# EVERYTIME!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Peanut butter on toast says nooooo...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I had a filter funnel inexplicably explode in my hand today.
It contained a compound with encapsulated cyanide and went bloody everywhere. Somehow, I didn't get any on me at all.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# my god, funnels


I fucking love funnels.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Putting the FUN in FUNNELS

(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# How the hell did you get a filter funnel to explode?!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Heh, I managed to make one spontaneously combust once
by leaving some heavily hydrogen-laden platinum catalyst on the filter disc and going for lunch. This is one of the many reasons I no longer work as a chemist...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)