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# ha ha! nicely
might as well wheel this one out
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Has the gayshift become too commercialised?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I think it's sponsored by Nurofen these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# It's always the gayshift somewhere on Earth... right now, I reckon around Japan or Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# TJ
In just a few minutes, I have managed to get 90% Isopropyl alcohol in my eye, drop a processor chip on the floor which bounced several times bending about 100 pins and caught my balls in the seam of my shorts bending over.

To top it all off, I suspect I have burned out the processor and/or motherboard of the friends PC I stupidly offered to 'fix'

The alcohol was used to clean out the thermal compound I had previously managed to get all over the processor pins and inside the LGA socket
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# FUCK!
I am meant to be on holiday but I have been fixing 2 laptops since 11am ffs.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# do you want to fix a desktop too?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Nice try!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# did you try turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# haha, but it doesn't turn on :(
the fans cut out out after the self-check
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# is it plugged in?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# DAMN! FUCK! SHIT!
This isn't even a PC! It's a toasted sandwich maker!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hold on, I'll transfer you to 2nd level
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ...all our lines are currently busy...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# *click* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# *tries the pre-sales line*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# EVERYTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Peanut butter on toast says nooooo...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I had a filter funnel inexplicably explode in my hand today.
It contained a compound with encapsulated cyanide and went bloody everywhere. Somehow, I didn't get any on me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# my god, funnels


I fucking love funnels.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Putting the FUN in FUNNELS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# How the hell did you get a filter funnel to explode?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Heh, I managed to make one spontaneously combust once
by leaving some heavily hydrogen-laden platinum catalyst on the filter disc and going for lunch. This is one of the many reasons I no longer work as a chemist...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)