ha ha! nicelymight as well wheel this one out
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13,
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I think it's sponsored by Nurofen these days
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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It's always the gayshift somewhere on Earth... right now, I reckon around Japan or Australia. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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TJ In just a few minutes, I have managed to get 90% Isopropyl alcohol in my eye, drop a processor chip on the floor which bounced several times bending about 100 pins and caught my balls in the seam of my shorts bending over.
To top it all off, I suspect I have burned out the processor and/or motherboard of the friends PC I stupidly offered to 'fix'
The alcohol was used to clean out the thermal compound I had previously managed to get all over the processor pins and inside the LGA socket
(To top it all off, I suspect I have burned out the processor and/or motherboard of the friends PC I stupidly offered to 'fix'
The alcohol was used to clean out the thermal compound I had previously managed to get all over the processor pins and inside the LGA socket
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26,
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FUCK!I am meant to be on holiday but I have been fixing 2 laptops since 11am ffs.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31,
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do you want to fix a desktop too? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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Nice try!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45,
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haha, but it doesn't turn on :(the fans cut out out after the self-check
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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DAMN! FUCK! SHIT!This isn't even a PC! It's a toasted sandwich maker!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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*tries the pre-sales line* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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Peanut butter on toast says nooooo...
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47,
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I had a filter funnel inexplicably explode in my hand today.It contained a compound with encapsulated cyanide and went bloody everywhere. Somehow, I didn't get any on me at all.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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Putting the FUN in FUNNELS
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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How the hell did you get a filter funnel to explode?!
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:18,
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SCIENCE!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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Heh, I managed to make one spontaneously combust onceby leaving some heavily hydrogen-laden platinum catalyst on the filter disc and going for lunch. This is one of the many reasons I no longer work as a chemist...
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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:25,
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Hahaha!This is funny because I get football! Eat sleep and breathe it!
errrrrm . . . it's VERY well shopped but I have noooooo idea
Woo!
(errrrrm . . . it's VERY well shopped but I have noooooo idea
Woo!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15,
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Ashally, mebbe I did hear this on the radio today . . . mebbe I did hear this on the radio today . . .As I remember it it went 'Mnyar mnyar mnyar football mnyar mnyar mnyar spoil highly-overpaid twat mnyar mnyar mnyar.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:22,
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No, that was thought for the day Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01,
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Foot ball on thought for the day!?'and I thought to myself . . . this is exactly like liyyyyyyyyyyyyyffffffffffffe'
/Rabbi Lionel Blair
(/Rabbi Lionel Blair
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:02,
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I must say, I do like Rabbi Lionel BlairHe's much more entertaining than his brother Tony.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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I thought they lacked penetration in the midfield Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01,
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nudge nudge Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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POT!'allo! I think you're right . . . definitely a lack of penetration . . . and definitely in the mid-field region
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:18,
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We've discussed this very thing beforeWhen Arsenal United played Bourton-on-the-Water Forest and Mid Loathing.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:33,
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Ahh yes I remember it well . . .Bourbon won 45 all
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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is this a sportball thing?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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I happen to strongly support a footykick goalball team. They are one of the best divisions in the whole english tournament. I've got a shirt and everything.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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Nuts!!! I've given up, I never remember to look to see if they use mine and forget to demand payment
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:23,
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I thought they'd stopped doing it now?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24,
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I assumed you and Ninj were replying to their email it's got your email address on, so you should have had it
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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They stopped emailing me months and months agoI assumed it was because they were bored of the close up of my japseye with a raisin in it that I kept submitting.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:54,
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It is a great portrait of Paul Daniels though HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:56,
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They liked it, but not a lot Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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They've stopped recently......you had about 200 in for which I claimed payment.
I now drive a Mercedes with 'Courtesy Of Toastie'
very small on the back bumper.
Kidding
(I now drive a Mercedes with 'Courtesy Of Toastie'
very small on the back bumper.
Kidding
Ninj,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31,
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*generic I pretend I don't like football because that's the done thing response*I do like football, although I am currently more interested in the rugby
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:57,
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Hahahahawhat a cock
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:33,
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