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# Soccer!!!!
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# ha ha! nicely
might as well wheel this one out
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Has the gayshift become too commercialised?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I think it's sponsored by Nurofen these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# It's always the gayshift somewhere on Earth... right now, I reckon around Japan or Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# TJ
In just a few minutes, I have managed to get 90% Isopropyl alcohol in my eye, drop a processor chip on the floor which bounced several times bending about 100 pins and caught my balls in the seam of my shorts bending over.

To top it all off, I suspect I have burned out the processor and/or motherboard of the friends PC I stupidly offered to 'fix'

The alcohol was used to clean out the thermal compound I had previously managed to get all over the processor pins and inside the LGA socket
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# FUCK!
I am meant to be on holiday but I have been fixing 2 laptops since 11am ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# do you want to fix a desktop too?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Nice try!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# did you try turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# haha, but it doesn't turn on :(
the fans cut out out after the self-check
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# is it plugged in?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# DAMN! FUCK! SHIT!
This isn't even a PC! It's a toasted sandwich maker!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hold on, I'll transfer you to 2nd level
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ...all our lines are currently busy...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# *click* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# *tries the pre-sales line*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# EVERYTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Peanut butter on toast says nooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I had a filter funnel inexplicably explode in my hand today.
It contained a compound with encapsulated cyanide and went bloody everywhere. Somehow, I didn't get any on me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# my god, funnels


I fucking love funnels.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Putting the FUN in FUNNELS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# How the hell did you get a filter funnel to explode?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Heh, I managed to make one spontaneously combust once
by leaving some heavily hydrogen-laden platinum catalyst on the filter disc and going for lunch. This is one of the many reasons I no longer work as a chemist...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is funny because I get football! Eat sleep and breathe it!

errrrrm . . . it's VERY well shopped but I have noooooo idea

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Me neither :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Ashally, mebbe I did hear this on the radio today . . .
mebbe I did hear this on the radio today . . .As I remember it it went 'Mnyar mnyar mnyar football mnyar mnyar mnyar spoil highly-overpaid twat mnyar mnyar mnyar.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# No, that was thought for the day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Foot ball on thought for the day!?
'and I thought to myself . . . this is exactly like liyyyyyyyyyyyyyffffffffffffe'

/Rabbi Lionel Blair


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I must say, I do like Rabbi Lionel Blair
He's much more entertaining than his brother Tony.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I thought they lacked penetration in the midfield
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# POT!
'allo! I think you're right . . . definitely a lack of penetration . . . and definitely in the mid-field region


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# penetrating the box
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# We've discussed this very thing before
When Arsenal United played Bourton-on-the-Water Forest and Mid Loathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Ahh yes I remember it well . . .
Bourbon won 45 all


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# is this a sportball thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Soccerball...
...silly :)
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# I happen to strongly support a footykick goalball team. They are one of the best divisions in the whole english tournament.
I've got a shirt and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Nuts!!!
I've given up, I never remember to look to see if they use mine and forget to demand payment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I thought they'd stopped doing it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I assumed you and Ninj were replying to their email
it's got your email address on, so you should have had it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# They stopped emailing me months and months ago
I assumed it was because they were bored of the close up of my japseye with a raisin in it that I kept submitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# It is a great portrait of Paul Daniels though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# They liked it, but not a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# They've stopped recently...
...you had about 200 in for which I claimed payment.
I now drive a Mercedes with 'Courtesy Of Toastie'
very small on the back bumper.

Kidding
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# *generic I pretend I don't like football because that's the done thing response*
I do like football, although I am currently more interested in the rugby
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
what a cock

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)