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# prototypes in the pipeline
some rough around the edges protos aren't going to be the finished items, just ironing out the problem areas

papier mache helmet with liftable visor


try out before the sculpt stage



Deri AIr stewardess figurine Shelly Beech
(Still gonna add in the real blonde hair and red balloons for costume not these silver test ones) shoulder still needs alot of work


Deri Air alien Twit
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# Shelly Beech's buttocks will destroy us all!
'Ning Clay. This is all quite impressive.
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# noon :)
I'll have you know a life times worth of research went into those buttocks
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# You must be an expert :)
The helmets are great too by the way. You should go into movie production design (assuming that isn't what you already do for a living)
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# xaviel chubert
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# I always click these
but the fuckers still never FP them
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# SWEET SWEET PROTO
*maks a hedron amidst a poto*
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# cheers
you wonderful mentalist
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# everything is fine
have you seen gold/silver price fraculayting

sweet, sweet market manipulation
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# the gold sovs are soaring
I do feel though like we're winning the battle only to lose the war
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# i've worked for Barclays and JP Morgan, insider trading is a way of life
2 years ago silver was £14 a troy ounce, recently its been £25, it dropped to £18 a few days ago, someone made a shit ton of cash, now it's about £19

it will rise progressively, also JP Morgan is bankrupt, there are several law suits pending related to their meddling
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# ah never knew tehre was a drop
I always check the gold prices in the metro and been wtaching them steadily climb since last year. Crafty buggers tinkering with it?

but aren't Jp Morgan owned by Vatican banks which are one of the biggest holders of private land and gold on teh planet. why Princess Tony joined it (and converted to catholicism apparently). the twatter. They're one of the Fed banks too I think.

there is rumour the house of cards is gonna collapse next year. get working on your allotment ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# this is a good site
goldprice.org/gold-price-uk.html

that damned vatican

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# the bumming babylon bastard
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# Bumming a grey Sideshow Bob by the looks of it
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# nice helmet!
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# ta :)
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# I was thinking of posting that exact thing
but I was scared it would come across as "Helmet Gag"

:D
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# *smokes long cigar*...I thought it was
*twirls in chair*
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# are those masks for swingers? Im getting an 'eyes wide shut' vibe...
Loving the girly figure though - that dress is fudging brilliant! Latex balloons, you said? Nice! I wonder how long they will last?

You talented tnuc! *shakes fist at your non-computer crafting skills*
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# all the wild women dig a man in a mask
was chuffed how well the balloons worked 20 for a quid in poundland. gonna get some red and pink ones off ebay to match the deri air uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# how do you 'stitch' them, what with them being tight and rubbery?
Glue of some sort?
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# don't touch em
just cut them up and slide them on
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# *does not compute*
But what about the sleeves that i see on your pics?
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# there's 4 balloons each cosy
i cut them in half so the bulbs slide on for the top and skirt and the bottom bit (the bit with the ring you blow) make the boots and sleeve. but If i want a longer sleeve i'll need to get those long craft balloons
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# Nice helmet!
\o/
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# saucy
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# \o/
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# i read that as "inflatable visor"
and my brain shut down for a moment.
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# ;)
you'r thinking of saturday
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# BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW
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# Do you do any of this stuff on a professional basis
would be great if I knew someone who made set miniatures for films. In fact make a futuristic cityscape and fly a camera through it please!! :D

*click*
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# nah
not sure I'd meet their professional standards. It's just for the crack at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I don't know though
You might be just the thing for a small independent production.
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# small independent production
isn't that the posh way of saying pornos?
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# Sci-Fi Porno
"Blade Cummer"
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# i prefer AVP: Alien Versus Prostitute
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# "Alien Res-Erection"
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# now there's an image challenge
I could dig
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# done :)
if you like it, vote!
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# Voted
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# yay!
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# Indeed
If only compos were decided by my one click.
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# they are in my mind
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# In that case your flounce dress idea will also become a compo
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# can we have a compo
in which all* the reasonably attractive men on here do their best to win my favours?



*all 3 of them
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# *clicked*
It'll be like Blind Date only with a few more CDCs
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# i approve of this
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# 3?
optimist :p
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# voted
i'd prefer this place more if it was automated and run by the members rather than a temperamental team of mods
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# oh, if only
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# I voted for this too
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# so i see :)
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# no, that's the posh way of saying "no wages"
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# very nice
did you manage to find a suitable bubble for the space helmet we spoke of ages ago.
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# hi fella
its my holy grail. I can't tell you teh amount of looks I get wandering around places like the bodyshop/home and bargain inspecting their shampoo bottle lids. no joy


(how's the book?)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# the books a no go
not enough money for shit loads of work, and no time to do it in, they also wanted me to part with 30 or so ideas for 250 quid i told em bollocks , politely of course.

as regards the helmet you might try this, get a suitably sized light bulb take off the ferrule with the contacts in and break the vacuum.
then get a glass cutter and score a line around it where you want it to break.
then warm up the glass a bit with a flame the expansion will cause the glass to break along the scored line *sometimes* i have had a bit of success with this teqnique, of late but it takes a few goes.
scoring with a dremmel wheel is better bit it can crack if you're not careful.
grind the edges carefully or youl cut your fucking fingers off messing with it.

also be on the lookout for halloween stuff in the pound shops i got some good ones last year from ghost type halloween snow globes
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# its sounds like the same old story of creatives getting shafted by the glorified sales types
same story in the illustration industry. Go it alone at your own pace and market it. things impossible in the old days are all doable thanks to the internet. sourcing printers, marketing and finding your audience to promote yourself. And you get 100% of teh profits and complete control :)

EDIT: you could even print it b/w on the pulp paper they use for free newspapers like Stool Pidgeon etc. And make it so it's part of the appeal with a retro look to it. I'm having a go with something this myself. Lulu is such a rip off

nice idea with the lightbulbs, i'm limited with equipment though. funnily enough there's a bargain shop in town which sells plastic lightbulbs with little sweets in that light up I was thinking of using but he's doing them at £3.50 which is way too much given the amount I want to sell the finished dolls for
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# just gazzed you a possible solution
would be in two halves thogh,
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# iwannaplaywithyourdoll
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