I'm clicking this because we just got an allotment!We are so green it hurts!
But then last weekend I got bitten by a pig, so swings & roundabouts on the whole 'good life' thing.
(But then last weekend I got bitten by a pig, so swings & roundabouts on the whole 'good life' thing.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:49,
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*Snort* Did the pig bite you in the allotment?
Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:50,
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Bangkok!!! Jamaica?seriously though, the armpit....and it bloody hurt!
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:51,
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Armpit? I apologise, but that lead to a rather substantial office LOLDid you have it in a headlock? :D
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:53,
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I'd just fed him half an apple and was giving him a scratch behind the earwhen the ungrateful swine turned round and chomped me! My revenge will be Bacon!
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:56,
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Hahhaha. He will have a prime (rib) position at your Xmas table! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:00,
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I made a leek and bacon jalfrezi last night.I'm sure that's an affront to something or other.
Not bad, but it was a bottled sauce so the end result was a bit salty. Needed more sacrilege.
Might try making my own sauce, or maybe a korma next time.
(Not bad, but it was a bottled sauce so the end result was a bit salty. Needed more sacrilege.
Might try making my own sauce, or maybe a korma next time.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:25,
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"Swines and roundabouts", Shirley? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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*spang* The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:04,
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Put some oinkment on it.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:27,
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No need to be so pig-headed. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:31,
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I ham not so proud of it. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:34,
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As good a reason as anyChickens tend to be a safer bet
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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From this I deduce you have never walked into a yard full of hungry chickens in bare feet The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:05,
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I think that counts as a fairly safe assumption around most people here.95% success rate at least...
"From your demeanour sir, I deduce that you've never been prodded in the left elbow by a fossilised hedgehog erection". See?
("From your demeanour sir, I deduce that you've never been prodded in the left elbow by a fossilised hedgehog erection". See?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:33,
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you've been growing pigs in your allotment?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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NahBut we are generating piggy food from the allotment waste.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:06,
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Bricktop?(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:59,
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I've still yet to see that The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:07,
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ha ha That would be ace :D The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:08,
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