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# NO - APPLE HAVE INVENTED IT
JUST LIKE THEY INVENTED THE WHEEL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah, and like they invented mp3 players by calling them 'ipods' and making them expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I thought you were switching off your imterwebs to do some work?
GET BACK TO YOUR DARK PLACE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# GAH - busted!
*closes firefox*

Im modeling a hand. I hate modeling hands.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# how the fuck do thumbs do that?
where do they start?
that can't be right?
etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Thumbs are difficult
they're at an angle from the rest of the fingers I suppose that's why they are called Opposing Thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I actually wrote a tutorial on hand modelling many years ago for 3d world magazine


great story :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I've seen some online tutorials
I know I'm no great shakes as a modeller but the idea of doing fiddly details like fingers and such is off-putting rigging hands is also a pains from what I've read.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# I used to have a nice hand rigging script.
Which I obviously lost, because it was fucking useful and I'm not allowed to keep nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha that sounds just like me
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# The big thing is it's supposed to understand plain spoken commands..
e.g. "where is the local train station?"
"what is the weather like?"
"where is the nearest library?"
"what's that smell from my underpants?"
That sort of thing.
But more than likely it will just phone someone you don't want to speak to like most voice command phones do.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I bet it only understands merkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I'd like to see a Geordie use one...
"wye aye man, wheres the chippie like?"

*warning, may lead in smoke escaping from iphone and phoning the local knocking shop
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Isn't a chippie a carpenter?
*shows age*
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# JESUS!!!!
is it really you?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Android phones have voice recognition/dictation thingy
I tried mine out recently by trying to make a note through voice recognition. The note says,

"The link cable is the links TV or resource you understand the links"

You may make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# /makes a rather fetching hat
/besports
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)