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[challenge entry] Good golly, space brolly
Solaris Umbrellas (For indoor use only)

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(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# im gonna have me some fun
im gonna have me some fun

But not if it was the original version of solaris, cos that was dull as fook.

Loved the soddyburg remake (and its soundtrack) though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
#
Predator?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# thats the one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I haven't seen the Soderbergh one yet, though should for the sake of comparison!
I do love the Tarkovsky film but would agree that it's not particularly entertaining (nor does it try to be).
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# it has some intresting ideas, but its just too long
you'll realise that once you see the soderbergh version
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I think the original is one of those films that probably works brilliantly
in the cinema, as it allows you to sit and think about what you are watching.

On DVD, there is always too much distraction to truly get absorbed in something that slow.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# That could well be it.
I do try to make time to watch a film from start to end without interruption - Solaris wasn't too hard, but Once Upon a Time in America has certainly proved a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I've tried watching the new version three times
It's a cracking cure for insomnia, fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# the clooney one is so self consciously pretentious
Tarkovsky original is what you want
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# It certainly makes a ducky umbrella
Aren't we due a new compo by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# are fridays going to be the new wednesdays from now on?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# A good, original compo would be nice too
We haven't had one of those since July
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i rather enjoyed this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I see an 80`s style track into the distance
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# very ace
Moby?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# whoa...
you even managed to fuck up your sig with that post
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Damn that character limit! :(
It was a most impressive mullet, too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# there are some real characters round here
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)