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# finding forgotten money in your coat pocket when you're skint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# *checks*
nope, there's none there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# the chance that random drunk women will snog you on a night out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# can't afford to go out
and the missus would rightly object
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# The chance that the missus will snog you on a night in..?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# she's sick of the sight of me
wandering around the place, complaining about how shit every aspect of the world is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# laughing at the suffering of others?
it really cheers me up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I've already watched this weeks You've Been Framed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# now you're just being difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# You have a missus
That makes you rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# How about some fucking jaffa cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# haven't got any
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# What's your address?
I'll send you some
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# he'll only complain about not having a letterbox or something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)