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# the music is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Wait. Are you posting this from an operating room?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Probing room probably
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Say hello to our new probing prophets.
She better hope there's no hell. Or that her surgeon isn't a alien. Or something. I'm all messed up over here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# i fucking should be
however, my surgeon is sick, so the cunts sent me home again. not like they could have phoned me and told me not to come in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Curses! Someone has hell to pay for making you fast for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# YEAH LET'S KILL MOHAMMED
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# i'd go all evil dominatrix on them
but i'm far too tired. only had 3 hours of sleep since yesterday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Yeah but they play all their records backwards
Satan "Hey guys if you play this evil message record backwards it sounds just like Judas Priest!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)
# i can live with that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# If you think Moon River is bad, wait til you hear it in reverse. Andy Williams is satan.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# that's convenient
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# I just downloaded Moon River
and reversed it. It's amazingly boring - even more so than the right way round. I started playing around adding reverb and a few effects and then asked myself what the fuck I thought I was doing and stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# great story!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I'm nothing if not a brilliant writer
GO AND DOWNLOAD SOME MOTHERFUCKING STORIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Cloverfield had some Reverse Audio easter eggs
www.filmjunk.com/2008/01/21/mysterious-whispers-and-other-easter-eggs-in-cloverfield/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I've still not watched Cloverfield
I'll get around to it some day. I did, however, watch Frankenfish. That film is aces.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I'd strongly suggest you see it
but rather than buy the dvd you're probably better of renting it as it doesn't hold attention beyond the initial viewing very well you might be tempted to watch it a few times initially but after that there isnlt a lot of point which is why I think they included Easter Eggs to have to going back to rewatch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I think I shall do just that
In return, you should watch Frankenfish. So long as first get drunk, stoned, or both.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# in summary
frankenfish: good
cloverfield: utter fucking tosh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# i like south park's cloverfield piss-take
so i'll watch cloverfield. i have a high tolerance for tosh. even fucking tosh.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I haven't got anywhere near stoned my whole life I had a few puffs on a joint of two
in my time but I didn't inhale ;) Drunk I can do although in fairness I get tipsy and giggly but never vomit inducing drunk I hate the feeling when the room spins never going to do that again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# it's hard to watch a film when the room's spinning around you
giggly drunk is the best condition to watch frankenfish in

(i've never been near stoned in my life either, don't like smoking and never cooked the stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Haha. What would you expect.
How did you do it? Some fancy software no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Audacity
Piece of piddle. Though I'm running it on a Mac and it got a bunch of Apple-made plugins which is where the reverb came from.

The flashy software would've been Adobe Audition which most people seem to hate but which I really like. Except that I don't have a Mac version and my PC is dead. This update brought to you by Tedious Details inc.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Cool. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# No problem
If you're on Windows or want to use Wine, I'd actually recommend Goldwave. That's a very nice program.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# If those records are Stone Roses B sides
that means you end up listening to Waterfall and Elephant Stone.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
youtu.be/th0Yq3cq514
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# in hell
everyone is hot!

it's like the internet!

only with more hell!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# good. i hate being cold.
also, merry candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# ta!
I have just been back from lidl for 30 minutes, I have tortillas and dip.

It's not that great.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# i have a single can of strongbow
i'm so tired, it'll probably knock me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# I tired too, but I have to say, shopping at this time of night is a lot less stressful
shame I don't live walking distance to a 24 hour place, I get get my "he's not fucking right he is" badge for buying a chicken at 3am
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# when the 24-hour asda opened a couple of miles away
me and my mates piled in there stoned at about 3 a.m, to buy shiny things and munchies. there was a bit of a dawn of the dead vibe about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# "You never know"
*grins to cctv*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# i love that bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)