Image challenge vote
* The UK in 5 years time
* Three words: The Royal Family
* Nasty greetings cards. Get well soon. Birthdays etc.
* What would Jesus do? Jesus solving everyday problems
* Stupid Telly - shows for IQs less than 60
EDIT: VOTE OVER. YOU CHOSE JESUS. HOORAY FOR CHRIST OUR LORD.
b3ta.com/challenge/whatwouldjesusdo/
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:56,
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* Three words: The Royal Family
* Nasty greetings cards. Get well soon. Birthdays etc.
* What would Jesus do? Jesus solving everyday problems
* Stupid Telly - shows for IQs less than 60
EDIT: VOTE OVER. YOU CHOSE JESUS. HOORAY FOR CHRIST OUR LORD.
b3ta.com/challenge/whatwouldjesusdo/
I think we did greetings cards before (probably about five years ago though). It was a toapfest.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59,
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I remember voting for it then
and regretting it.
I often tend to be too click happy and I've just done it again and voted for something that I now regret.
So, if you hate whatever wins, chances are I contributed.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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I often tend to be too click happy and I've just done it again and voted for something that I now regret.
So, if you hate whatever wins, chances are I contributed.
this is how the system is meant to work
vote fast! vote often!
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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Looking forward to the 500th newsletter.
I bet it will have a smashing blouse on.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:58,
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My suggestion for newsletter subject :
Why is your mum like this newsletter?
Both have just reached 5 tons.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24,
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Both have just reached 5 tons.
NONE OF THE ABOVE!
I spoiled my ballot by smearing shit on my screen.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59,
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It's clearly "What would Jesus do?"
"Stupid Telly" will be people hilariously posting shots of the X Factor and Strictly Come Dancing.
The others would all be good, but clearly "What would Jesus do?" wins it.
VOTE MY WAY, PLEBS.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:59,
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The others would all be good, but clearly "What would Jesus do?" wins it.
VOTE MY WAY, PLEBS.
I'm just happy with the pretty colours there are in this week's bars
normally they are boring! Maybe the pretty colours have influenced my voting decision.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:05,
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True, but the colours constantly change with the vote
so if you like a colour, I guess you shouldn't click on it.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15,
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greetings cards, definitely
jesus wouldn't do anything, he doesn't exist.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:00,
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If it exists
Proving Hull exists is even harder if it wasn't for the fishy smells or is that Grimsby?
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:08,
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Say hello to our new probing prophets.
She better hope there's no hell. Or that her surgeon isn't a alien. Or something. I'm all messed up over here.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13,
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i fucking should be
however, my surgeon is sick, so the cunts sent me home again. not like they could have phoned me and told me not to come in the first place.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13,
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Curses! Someone has hell to pay for making you fast for nothing.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15,
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i'd go all evil dominatrix on them
but i'm far too tired. only had 3 hours of sleep since yesterday :(
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19,
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Yeah but they play all their records backwards
Satan "Hey guys if you play this evil message record backwards it sounds just like Judas Priest!!"
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:10,
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If you think Moon River is bad, wait til you hear it in reverse. Andy Williams is satan.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16,
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I just downloaded Moon River
and reversed it. It's amazingly boring - even more so than the right way round. I started playing around adding reverb and a few effects and then asked myself what the fuck I thought I was doing and stopped.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:23,
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I'm nothing if not a brilliant writer
GO AND DOWNLOAD SOME MOTHERFUCKING STORIES
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:40,
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I've still not watched Cloverfield
I'll get around to it some day. I did, however, watch Frankenfish. That film is aces.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:46,
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I'd strongly suggest you see it
but rather than buy the dvd you're probably better of renting it as it doesn't hold attention beyond the initial viewing very well you might be tempted to watch it a few times initially but after that there isnlt a lot of point which is why I think they included Easter Eggs to have to going back to rewatch.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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I think I shall do just that
In return, you should watch Frankenfish. So long as first get drunk, stoned, or both.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:59,
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i like south park's cloverfield piss-take
so i'll watch cloverfield. i have a high tolerance for tosh. even fucking tosh.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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I haven't got anywhere near stoned my whole life I had a few puffs on a joint of two
in my time but I didn't inhale ;) Drunk I can do although in fairness I get tipsy and giggly but never vomit inducing drunk I hate the feeling when the room spins never going to do that again.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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it's hard to watch a film when the room's spinning around you
giggly drunk is the best condition to watch frankenfish in
(i've never been near stoned in my life either, don't like smoking and never cooked the stuff)
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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(i've never been near stoned in my life either, don't like smoking and never cooked the stuff)
Haha. What would you expect.
How did you do it? Some fancy software no doubt.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:41,
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Audacity
Piece of piddle. Though I'm running it on a Mac and it got a bunch of Apple-made plugins which is where the reverb came from.
The flashy software would've been Adobe Audition which most people seem to hate but which I really like. Except that I don't have a Mac version and my PC is dead. This update brought to you by Tedious Details inc.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:45,
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The flashy software would've been Adobe Audition which most people seem to hate but which I really like. Except that I don't have a Mac version and my PC is dead. This update brought to you by Tedious Details inc.
No problem
If you're on Windows or want to use Wine, I'd actually recommend Goldwave. That's a very nice program.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04,
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If those records are Stone Roses B sides
that means you end up listening to Waterfall and Elephant Stone.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14,
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in hell
everyone is hot!
it's like the internet!
only with more hell!
\o/
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24,
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it's like the internet!
only with more hell!
\o/
ta!
I have just been back from lidl for 30 minutes, I have tortillas and dip.
It's not that great.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34,
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It's not that great.
i have a single can of strongbow
i'm so tired, it'll probably knock me out.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:35,
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I tired too, but I have to say, shopping at this time of night is a lot less stressful
shame I don't live walking distance to a 24 hour place, I get get my "he's not fucking right he is" badge for buying a chicken at 3am
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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when the 24-hour asda opened a couple of miles away
me and my mates piled in there stoned at about 3 a.m, to buy shiny things and munchies. there was a bit of a dawn of the dead vibe about the whole thing.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:39,
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Hey, you're the one who keeps setting competitions encouraging us to mock Jesus.
I'm sure there's an extra special space in Hell being kept warm for you.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:18,
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That's what the "would" is there for
Same as "What would Pingu do?" and "What would happen if Jean-Luc Picard and a unicorn had buttsex in Pingu's hut?"
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:01,
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Basically any of those
with the words "... with monster trucks" on the end.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:04,
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Then let's fucking GO!
HOO YEAH
Except I don't think I could do anything with a monster truck, but I am fully in favour of the idea.
What would Jesus do if he had to buy some cheese... IN A MONSTER TRUCK?
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15,
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Except I don't think I could do anything with a monster truck, but I am fully in favour of the idea.
What would Jesus do if he had to buy some cheese... IN A MONSTER TRUCK?
Awww... but Jesus is shit!
Greeting cards! WOOOO!
EDIT: Ho-hum.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:05,
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EDIT: Ho-hum.
Ha I voted for The royal family
as it had no votes and I can't do the challenge anyway :-p
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:05,
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WHAT!!!
HAPPENED TO MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!
Anyway here is Wobblys in depth analysis:
* The UK in 5 years time - "A world ruled my MONSTER TRUCKS!"
* Three words: The Royal Family: "Driving MONSTER TRUCKS!"
* Nasty greetings cards. - "Sorry to hear you were run over by my MONSTER TRUCK!"
* What would Jesus do? "Squish all the baddies in his MONSTER TRUCK!
* Stupid Telly - "Pimp my MONSTER TRUCK!"
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:09,
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Anyway here is Wobblys in depth analysis:
* The UK in 5 years time - "A world ruled my MONSTER TRUCKS!"
* Three words: The Royal Family: "Driving MONSTER TRUCKS!"
* Nasty greetings cards. - "Sorry to hear you were run over by my MONSTER TRUCK!"
* What would Jesus do? "Squish all the baddies in his MONSTER TRUCK!
* Stupid Telly - "Pimp my MONSTER TRUCK!"
Something tells me you once received an email about having too many monkeys
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24,
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I remember when the Red Hat server was all fields
And now? NOW? Concrete, everywhere.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:35,
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Jeebus - haven't got a clue what to do but someone somewhere will get very upset
hopefully
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14,
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Cards, please
Jeremy had a big night
BIGGER please
/edit: your all gay (& so's Jesus)
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:18,
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BIGGER please
/edit: your all gay (& so's Jesus)
I'll just leave this here and go watch a film or something.
Someday maybe I'll figure out how to get rid of the beard...
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:20,
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Someday maybe I'll figure out how to get rid of the beard...
you're late
current challenges: "What would Jesus do?", "Steve Jobs RIP", that perennial favourite "Naughty Shop Challenge" and the icon mini challenge.
Rob forgot to post a challenge starting thread. And I'm actually working so I don't have the time to knock up something quick and rubbish. Which makes it sound like I'm anything other than another opinionated cunt on the internet who should probably donate again.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:38,
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Rob forgot to post a challenge starting thread. And I'm actually working so I don't have the time to knock up something quick and rubbish. Which makes it sound like I'm anything other than another opinionated cunt on the internet who should probably donate again.
I had to do some grocery type shopping
I got tinned shit from lidl
nom!
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:51,
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nom!
I don't have a Lidl nearby :(
I don't think there are any in the country. I think it's illegal to sell food for less than three times its actual worth.
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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don't worry, it's not legally food!
HAHAHA HAHAH*cough*HAHAHA*cough*HAHAHA*splutter*HAHAHAHA*choke*
dead
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Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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dead
it's quite fitting that in your last dying seconds
you found time to italicise your last word
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