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[challenge entry] And the lurkers shall inherit ther earth.....

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(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# he doesn't look very jesusy.
are you sure it's him?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
#
It might be....then again it could be the jesus tribute act, "Steve-us"
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# well, i think we need to establish his identity before you compo it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# well........
I'll stick with jesus for now, unless a "Steve-us" compo arises in the near future.To win I must lurk harder then ever before....
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# "...pay 4 for their sins" ?
i'm not sure the real son of god would make such a grammatical error
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
# You would think so, eh?
But sadly not, the sign has been made.........I'll page Mr. christ to tell him about the error. He's not going to be happy with Mr.Benign, the sign maker.
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# he should lead by example
and forgive him
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)
# He only helps those....
....Who help themselves.
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# so, it's kind of paradoxical then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)
# you give a man a fish...
fuck, nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# And he'll sniff it and fantasize that he's with a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)
# no stigmata, but he looks cross
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Thats...
...His "So you ran him over?" Face. Tends to get around £5,000 and a trip to spain that. He also does "Sad face" , "Understanding face" and of course "Blue Steel".
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I think that's his "I need to poo" face.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Maybe a...
.."Kind of half forcing one out" face? or the "I've just farted and shat" face?
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# sharted!
gambled and lost
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Yes...but he's thinking very deeply about it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# *Jesus in deep thought*
"if only i packed a spare change of pants today..."
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Spare robes in his car.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Wow...
....He takes the batmobile to the office? Wait a moment, Is Jesus Batman?
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Batman's car is black.
This is a Trinity Fuck Rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# :D
edit - this is my 4500 post! do you feel special?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# I'm not worthy...there's still time to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)
# i'll try and encourage more posts first
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Draw rapey dinosaurs...that really brings 'em in.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# computer issues are preventing the drawing of the aforementioned dinosaurs
will a seahorse do for the time being?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# More like a weehorse
It is very yellow
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:23, archived)
# it's so it burns into your retina
you'll be seeing this forever
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)
# PISSHORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# All horses are pisshorses. They could be used to put out fires.
The only thing I've seen piss more than a horse was an elephant I rode on once.
Its shitting was even more impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)
# It's all about the piss and shit with you isn't it?
One of my proudest possessions is a baobab seed taken from a pile of elephant dung. A massive pile of shit with 1000's of massive seeds, a sight to behold.
/massiveshitdiving adventureblog
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)
# I fucking saw one of those cars when I was a kid.
Talk about weird. I think it has a turbine engine.

Alright, I'll just shut up now. I'm showing my age.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# It goes underwater and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)
# and everything
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Super Car...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Came down from heaven in a wonderbra
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# It's Charlton Heston with facial hair
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# aww c'mon, he's the jesusiest
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Tell me about your username -
- it looks like a load of brackets and slashes from here.

I'm guessing that there are lots of foreign characters in there that I don't have installed on my puny netbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I think it says 'Danny' but with very wide Ns
I'm guessing it's a reference to him being a fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# DaNNy BoY
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# The pies, the pies are calling...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# oh Dan-knee Boy-EEE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Well its..
...Supposed to read "DaNNY" , as of course I was a "hip / Down-with-the-kids" Kid, when I opened the account. Though thinking about it now, it may look a bit twatish.
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# not overly twatish
merely 'xbox live gamertag with a dash of twat'
;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# my comedy account has a generic xbox generated sounding user name
i mean, it would if i had one, that is
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)
# I NOW FEEL RATHER FOOLISH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# we never forgive
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Or forget
: - (
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# ...forget what?...........................oh well....see ya's o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)
# never forgive da-box-slash-box-box-slash-boxit-y
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Would anyone notice if they did?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# *Objection*
It's Jesus Wright
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# 10/10 for jesusosity
well done da-box-slash-box-box-slash-boxit-y
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Finally
Somebody types my name how it was supposed to be written!
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# da box slash box da box slash box da box slash box da box com
da box com
da box com
box.. box.. box.. box com
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)
# shit!
are you gonna be okay?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# that was da box slash box by fatboy danny
The fat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)
# OMG, you can't park a van in this thread
...oh nevermind -- it's just a fat kid
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)