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swans are cunts
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:57,
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Would you like to elaborate on this opinion?
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59,
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having been chased around lake windermere
for the flake from my ice cream, i feel fully justified in calling swans cunts.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02,
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The jury is out on this
Why you fled with your flake, and didn't instantly surrender it to such obvious avian dominance, may be considered
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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it was a fantastic ice cream
i wasn't giving any part of it up to some feathery pirate
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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If he'd chased you onto land then technically he was just a thief.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:10,
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yes he was
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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Or a potential rapist.
You don't know he was after the flake.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:13,
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Or a raider, especially if he also looted, raped and pillaged
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:17,
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Technically he'd be a robber
Given the use of force!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55,
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They are deceivingly tasty.
They are like big chickens!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59,
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The queens favourite meal is swan nuggets with chips.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02,
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I think the correct reply was- Neck swans great.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59,
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Correct reply is correct
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:25,
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They can break a mans dick, you know.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:01,
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Only if you don't buy then dinner first.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:01,
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so can i
but you don't see me boasting
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02,
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apart from now
:P
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arrangedletters,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:03,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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Oh yeah? how are you gonna break my dick over the internet?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:10,
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give me time
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:12,
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and a BAN-HAMMER
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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