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# swans are cunts
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Would you like to elaborate on this opinion?
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# having been chased around lake windermere
for the flake from my ice cream, i feel fully justified in calling swans cunts.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# The jury is out on this
Why you fled with your flake, and didn't instantly surrender it to such obvious avian dominance, may be considered
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# it was a fantastic ice cream
i wasn't giving any part of it up to some feathery pirate
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# If he'd chased you onto land then technically he was just a thief.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# yes he was
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Or a potential rapist.
You don't know he was after the flake.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Or a raider, especially if he also looted, raped and pillaged
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Technically he'd be a robber
Given the use of force!
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# They are deceivingly tasty.
They are like big chickens!
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# The queens favourite meal is swan nuggets with chips.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I think the correct reply was- Neck swans great.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Correct reply is correct
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# They can break a mans dick, you know.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Only if you don't buy then dinner first.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# so can i
but you don't see me boasting
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# apart from now
:P
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Oh yeah? how are you gonna break my dick over the internet?
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# give me time
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# and a BAN-HAMMER
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)