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# psst. The Ring wasn't real y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Still, my heart skips a beat whenever Moggy posts some really terrifying shit on here.
I get the feeling I'm going to be dragged into my computer by a hand with a cut finger any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# that only happens if you repeat the words "tentacle rape" into a mirror 20 times
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I'm so glad I missed her "other" pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# I would go try, but I've got some work to do.
Plus I might, you know, get tentacle raped.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I thought that linked video was funny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Man was that video disturbing.
It really was like stepping into Moggy's mind (despite not being her work of course).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# that video was comedy
compared to this

done by the same guy :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# a bit dark
but i thought it was great
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Wow...
That, symbolically, was pretty fucking heavy. Fuck.

Like a loss of childhood innocence, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)
# you read the comments too?
my fav:
"I find this easy to masturbate to"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# I read a few, yeah.
A lot seem to miss the point, but hey, it's Japan, and hey, it's Youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# i still don't understand the magnitude of kerfuffle
that moggy's work has created.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I think it's just a case of cultures clashing; her ideals are far more outlandish and risque than what most people see fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# we've all done some risque shit:
risque old school sick

and wouldn't it be a fluffier place if the 'hide' or 'ignore' options were given due consideration?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like it a bit close to the collar here, but sometimes it does go a bit too far.

It's not like I can be offended much, it's just when someone posts something quite risque, it often feels forced and unnecessary.

EDIT: Also, time for me to go. Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Holy fuck...
Well, I'll sleep well tonight... O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# I liked it too
it was a satanic cookery show...

also this thing was good too.. headfucked but really well crafted :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Although I did actually get a nosebleed after watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I'm still not sure which version I prefer; Japanese or American.
Both are pretty good, but have their own little advantages and disadvantages, like the CGI in the American version is a lot spookier.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I found that the VHS tape in the film shit me up more than the actual film itself.
The American one, I mean. Because I'm a Philistine, haven't seen the Japanese version and therefore don't appreciate real cinema or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# The tape is indeed disturbing; it's got a legitimate curse feeling about it.
When it comes to comparing versions of films, I usually side with the original, but with The Ring, I really don't know. Likewise with The Grudge; both versions are good for different reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# japanese grudge was better for me.
mostly because i could hear the staff chatting away in the room behind the screen most of the way through the us version.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# One thing that bothered me about the American Grudge is
I must have seen about 10 Japanese people in that film, and LOADS of Americans... in TOKYO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Weirdly, I though along similar lines for the whole 'Let the Right One In' and 'Let Me In' thing.
I saw the Swedish one first and just thought the Americans would massively nuts it up and make it shit for their version. Turns out it was quite good. Well, I thought the kids acting were excellent, if nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Oooh
Reminds me of 'Sporloos' or 'The Vanishing' there's a fucked up slow burner if ever I've seen one.

Pre-ninja: It's French/Dutch not Swiss Swedish, but you just made me think of it anyway. Films in original language anyday for me, up to and including Ju-On/Ringu. Fuck me they have some imagery that lurks in your subconscious for a long time afterwards, unlike hollywood gubbins that you yawn and forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# I haven't seen either of those but probably should have.
In my defence, I do wank a lot so, you know...priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Pfft
It is hard to pay attention to subtitles with double vision. No wonder the Channel 4 triangle thing didn't last long.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# channel 4 triangle?
where tv shows inexplicably disappear?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# No you're thinking of channel 5
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# No no, that's not TV shows, that's brain cells.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# But where else would Steven Seagal peddle his wares.
Have you no HUMANISM! Poor Steve. At least let him think people are watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# The day he can get through a line without having his failing fat encrusted heart giving him wind, I'll listen.
Also, I noticed that too. Why is it always Seagal films on 5?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Hahaha
That's a lovely image.
"Steve, we need you to do a forward flip followed by a roundhouse kick"
"Ok, can you pull my finger first" *cough* *cough* *wheeze*
"Fuck it where's the stunt double?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I'm almost certain he has stunt doubles just for walking now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)