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# hahaha!
ace!
I've been away too long.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# You sure have...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# 'lo Ives!
How are you. How is the (not so new now) job?

Also, it's been about 30 seconds since the Michael Jackson trial (guilty) verdict. Where are the bloody posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# tis good my dear!
you still in sarf afrikar?
whens the next jaffa challenge as well?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Yes, yes I am
No more Jaffa Challenges.

I think it was a bad challenge to expect people to eat so much sugar in one sitting and I regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# hmmm.....
Strongbow drinking contest instead?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Blimey no
Like this lot *waves arm around* needs more bloody encouragement!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# aw man!
*shoves hands in pockets*
*kicks stone*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Have cider and make a picture!
As long as Freebase isn't in it ;)

For a very long time, I don't think I've seen a page on the board that doesn't contain his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# who the devil is freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Just scroll down. He is everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# well, someone has to be i suppose....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Savour your ignorance while it lasts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# who the....
what!? you really have been gone a long time. i'd have sworn it wasn't *that* long.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# i'd win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# bring it on!
*cracks can open*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# i've got wine at the mo
only had £3.50. bought a bottle of cheap crap for £2.50 and a pound scratchcard. won a fiver, so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# oho!
*grabs cheese grater*
*grates some luck off monkeys arm*
boom bam.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# it's not my arms that are lucky
i'll cash it in on thursday, it'll pay for a few halves of cider at the funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# never regret anything!
it's all experience, which can only make us better people in the long run
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# there's a crocodile on telly eating a dead hippo's penis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Well, we've all done it
Who am I to judge?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# this is very true and a bit disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I'm aroused
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i'm not surprised
Auntie knows you're a perv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# don't worry
i share your shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# That's why I made his naughty bits so tiny :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# they'd fit in the gap between my front teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# AUNTIE MONKEY!!
*gasps in horror*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I'm standing right here!
*replaces trousers in indignation*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i'm doing this for your own good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# AAIEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Hello 'pots!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# 'lo Prof Kenny!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# How goes it, lovely lady?
Loooooooooooong time no speak!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# It goes well, thanks
How about you?

I am so short of time these days that I haven't posted a pic for over two years and just dip in and out whenver I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# It goes very well, ta!
I'm about the same - I lurk a lot, and spend a bit of time on QotW, but I don't have time to make pictures any more...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# and you need hugs
*envelops in matronly bosomyness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Yay, bosomy matronlyness!
Or something :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# :D
not as good as it used to be, i've gone from a 42 KK to a 34 C
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# excellent!
and just a little bit sad also...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# tell me about it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# isn't that your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Nope.
Just your Auntie...

Also, don't call her "that", it's not nice. And she'll fuck you up!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# protect me dad!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# You've gotta learn to fight your own battles, son
*hands chainmail vest and leather hat*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# that won't help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# IVES
*dusts off cobwebs*

it's really him!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# *does special dance*
*is a little bit tragic*
eeop our kid!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Nibus!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Prof!
*checks time device*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# It's definitely 2011, I checked
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# WHAT?!
shit!
i'm late for work!
*darts out the door*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# This just in from our 'smouth news desk
Passers by in a quiet residential street have complained to police of darts being thrown at them from a house.

One man was nearly impaled through the nostril. Speaking to Martin Daily News, he said "I was nearly impaled through the nostril! It's a disgrace, these metal kids think they can do anything!"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# what?
thats my job!!
Oi!
*darts*
heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)