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# Top invention
After years of lurking I've come out with this link. I enjoyed it and hope you do too. https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/cfs-ak-ash4/79712/82/1758355592627_31237.mp4?oh=ff90d5379bec9b2f59ec9a59f1537807&oe=4EBDA400&__gda__=1321051136_31b9b5ff12ff2673cf91e4481f71b019
(twister, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# To the bunker!
I only have Ritz Crackers but I have about 8 boxes of them.

*Puts crackers in a bag and heads down the stairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I've got some awesome cheese for those crackers.
Excellent plan, Ms Pot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Ooh I have gorgonzola
Wensleydale and Red Leicester for meltage.

We can have a cheeeeeese party.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# You have all the cheese skillzorz.
*is in awe*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# I am at a disadvantage living here (in Cape Town)
and not having access to British cheese so when it appears on the shelves, I tend to go a bit mad.

I also have vintage cheddar. Nice and strong with crunchy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# surely if you were lurking properly, you'd have figured out how the site works?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# this^
it baffles me how long time lurkers frequently make such simple fuck ups
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Not downloading your shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# bet it's all stinky and covered in wees
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# hakuna matata
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Fan-fucking-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# he doesn't look pleased with that massive member
ungrateful little shit
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
# run man! run!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
#
Am trying to link from an iPhone whilst in bed. It's just a video of some bloke that's made a motorised dog amusement toy. Sorry for any offense caused in the local cliques.
(twister, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Don't you dare flounce!
You haven't had the proper training or rehearsals. But try posting links on the /links board and people don't get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# ^ This. The more established the b3tan, the more monumental the flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# so, are you suggesting that for each post we make we increase our flounce level?
do you think it resets after the flounce, or does it continue to increase
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)
# maybe we should get redeemable flounce points
which means that someone whose been here a while could make a truly biblical flounce by using up all their flounce points at once
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
# <<Issues
flounce clubcards to all B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:32, archived)
# i'm all over this one
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# i like it!
so you could kick off, tell everyone they're dick mittens, threaten to burn down the cunt shed and come back the next day producing flounce points and everything would be forgiven?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I think I tried this once
but in my defence, I had visited /talk, so no-one was too tough on me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# did you flounce on /talk and they weren't tough on you,
or had you been on /talk and flounced here on an unrelated subject?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I flounced from /talk
and most of them weren't interested. One pursued me for quite a while after though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:58, archived)
# oh?
persued in a romantic way?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
# No, in a 4chan way
Posted my details online etc. Thankfully he got most of them wrong. Never did work out what his problem was.

Edit: and this isn't a dig at /talk. I actually worked with a regular /talker for 5 years; one of the few B3tans I have met in person.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)
# sounds romantic to me!
tbh, people are weird, online people can be moreso.
/talk doesn't bother me, i quite often go over there when /board slows down (i don't often post), but between me and you, it can be quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
# I've found the individuals ok.
the collective an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# that's a fair assesment
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I think what most don't understand is that you say you are a lurker
This board is for original work and not "ooh look what I found on the internet". There are many other sites that do that.

I don't think anyone took "offense" (sic).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# i took a fence
and i don't know what the fuck i'm going to to with this fence now?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:27, archived)
# How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# What did The iPhone user say to the other iPhone user?
Nothing, because neither of them could get a good enough signal.
(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:59, archived)
# No no no, fuck the shit link not working.
You've been here for 6 years and haven't paid the blindest bit off attention to how the board works. We don't want your shit links here. You're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# you're not impressed
you're clearly in the clique
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Bit harsh....
Accurate, but harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I heard that www.crazyshit.com , the well-known humorous video site, employ convicted paedophiles to do their internet marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# It really wasn't worth the hassle....
Apart from the fact that this isn't the links board, that video sucked balls....

Or chewed them....

Or repeatedly shot them....

Now if it was launching a dildo that the dog was excitedly fetching, THAT would justify the thread!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Top lurkage that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:00, archived)
# HA! totall link fail!!
(Fly Projector, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)