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# SRSLY!!?
It's a well known fact that pandas are vegetarians so they only eat really well done meats . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# DTH! Pandas will eat meat, usually carrion
as they can't be arsed killing anything themselves. That's a fact, fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# FINE!
Ruin my lovely picture then!

*cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm just saying, they're not cuddly, they're just lazy feckless workshy tramps.
They are the Jim Royle of the animal kingdom, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# oh yeah!
reduce me to tears and then say you were just saying . . .

*cries some more*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Part of the pandas' problem is that they evolved to be omnivores
but they're too lazy to eat anything but sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Wrong panda.
This one only eats bamboo shoots, lightly steamed with bechamel sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# They quite like eating at McDonald's
which is why they're sluggish, low on sex drive and have those big dark circles round their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)