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[challenge entry] Blame Les Dawson for the joke

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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
also, I appear to be completely incapable of eating honey on toast without getting it all over my hands, desk, trousers, face, arms, glasses, keyboard, mouse, cock, screen etc

what's wrong with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I think you must have Pooh's syndrome
i suggest you book an appointment with your local WoL as soon as you can
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# World of Logs? Wake on Lan?
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Wizard of Lentils
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I've made an appointment
but he can't see me until Wednesday next week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)
# then i suggest Marigolds
as an interim measure
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# good shout!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# World of Logs - damn you and your World of Warcraft references I'm trying to quit you know!!
:D

/already quit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)
# QUITTER!


I have never played any of these games
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Yeah I'm SURE you've never played any of these games
I'm actually playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on the Xbox
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I assumed it was pronounced Skirrim until recently
I prefer simple video games
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Looks like GWAR need a new motor
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# As your attorney, I suggest using less than 1 litre of honey per toast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# but then you'll taste the bread :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# bloody EU regulations!
BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Eating disorder?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# yes I am eating dis order
why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# It is the nature of all sticky substances to stick to everything you touch
especially your cock
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# I've also glued some feathers on to it
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)
# ooh how fancy
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# *displays*
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# *swoons with delight*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# *molests*
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)
# *swoons some more*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# stop striking your cock
and focus on eating your toast and honey
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# my cock IS on strike
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)