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# Ha ha ha.... Also (as it's quiet)
Following on from something 'atdotslash' asked this morning, I have carried out a little research into the evolutoion of my morning birthday posts...

1) I started making two colour pictures of people and used peoples birthdays as a source of inspiration (see Reese Witherspoon below).
2) While continuing to do these, I then started putting one person's real clothes, onto someone else's body. for example, Alex Pettyfer.
3) Following this I then started creating Vector style images and picking out some original clothes, eyes and jewelry to put back on top. The original one of these, was Myleene Klass.
4) Finally, I decided to shop the faces in a vector style (these have never been real vectors), and paste their real eyes and mouth back on.
5) Since then, the term VAG CREAM has been used for both male and female celebrities and I have created these every day (even when on holiday) and although some a lot have turned out shite, I am pleased with most of them, one of my personal favorites has to be Morrissey.

The 1st official VFGWREAM (Vector Face Girl With Real Eyes And Mouth) was on the 17th May 2010 and this was changed to the term 'VAG CREAM' just two days later, when mr.dogshit Googled 'VFGWREAM'.

1) 2) 3) 4) 5)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Klass is class!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Well, the answer is certainly comprehensive.
Overly so, even.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# i'd like to point out that it was in fact me who suggested we adopt the new name
*demands recognition and movie rights*
and that mr.dogshit is a ginger nonce
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Fucking ginger!?
It's "dark blonde" thank you very much!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# sure.... ok
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Morsey?
I don't get it
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Fucking hell.
"I have created these every day (even when on holiday)".
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# To be honest, when I have been away form home, I have pre-made the birthday VAG's and simply post the via my phone, on the day.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Really?!
You do know that this isn't a job, right?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Fun though....
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Yay, I'm looking forward to the book...... ;-)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# * Thinks....
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)

(My nan will be so proud!)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# :D)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)