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# As its quiet:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I'd kick the little shit out the window for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ^ and cunt him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Nowadays, all you have to do is take their overpriced electronic tat, and they're rendered useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# do you mean pacemaker?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Never known a kid to have a pacemaker.
Friend of mine has a prosthetic heart, but that's about it. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I was thinking iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Someone's getting a smacked botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# the hand is going the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10614410
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Hello again!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# 'lo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Also (as it's quiet)
Following on from something 'atdotslash' asked this morning, I have carried out a little research into the evolutoion of my morning birthday posts...

1) I started making two colour pictures of people and used peoples birthdays as a source of inspiration (see Reese Witherspoon below).
2) While continuing to do these, I then started putting one person's real clothes, onto someone else's body. for example, Alex Pettyfer.
3) Following this I then started creating Vector style images and picking out some original clothes, eyes and jewelry to put back on top. The original one of these, was Myleene Klass.
4) Finally, I decided to shop the faces in a vector style (these have never been real vectors), and paste their real eyes and mouth back on.
5) Since then, the term VAG CREAM has been used for both male and female celebrities and I have created these every day (even when on holiday) and although some a lot have turned out shite, I am pleased with most of them, one of my personal favorites has to be Morrissey.

The 1st official VFGWREAM (Vector Face Girl With Real Eyes And Mouth) was on the 17th May 2010 and this was changed to the term 'VAG CREAM' just two days later, when mr.dogshit Googled 'VFGWREAM'.

1) 2) 3) 4) 5)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Klass is class!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Well, the answer is certainly comprehensive.
Overly so, even.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# i'd like to point out that it was in fact me who suggested we adopt the new name
*demands recognition and movie rights*
and that mr.dogshit is a ginger nonce
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Fucking ginger!?
It's "dark blonde" thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# sure.... ok
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# VAG CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Morsey?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Fucking hell.
"I have created these every day (even when on holiday)".
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# To be honest, when I have been away form home, I have pre-made the birthday VAG's and simply post the via my phone, on the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Really?!
You do know that this isn't a job, right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Fun though....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Yay, I'm looking forward to the book...... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# * Thinks....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I'M FAMOUS!
...FAMOUS FOR VAG CREAM!

(My nan will be so proud!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I like to think that she found it so funny
she had to cover her mouth at the end to stifle the laughter... I may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Also... Is that coffee or blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Klingon blood wine
or perhaps prune juice (a warrior's drink!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# mmm a nice hot cup of blood...
it was probably Bovril.

Also that little shit is obviously lacking basic discipline to be standing on the furniture in the first place.

I blame the parents, etc.

EDIT: Is anyone else having trouble with b3ta refreshing? I've got barely a meg up here so it's probably just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I think everyone was a little shit as a kid. I know I was, anyway, but didn't routinely climb furniture and knock cups of virgin blood about.
And b3ta's working just fine over here. Surprising, seeing as though my internet connection really sucks right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# The very suggestion!
*writes furiously to The Daily Mail*

Just me then, cheers for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# B3ta is up the spout here as well, I had to open this thread in its own window to load it....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
apparently i was like that as a kid
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# how little you've changed
;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha, the younglings powers are so strong he took half her face off....!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)