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# That Battenburg is all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# It's completely the wrong angle
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Everyone know that Battenburg is full of squares, hence the name "Window Cake"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# or, to give it it's full name; 'throw it out of the' window cake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# .
And you wonder why small urchins queue up under your windows eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# they come to congratulate me on eradicating the battenberg menace from my abode
I give them each half a shiny sixpence for their good tidings, and bid them good day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# *scrooges from an dusty Garret window across the street*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# no need for the Question mark there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Fixed
This ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# ...
Once again I find myself upset by your frankly deranged views. I'm sure you are a nice person in other ways.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# deranged to some, a champion to others...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# That's not battenburg... it's angel cake
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Yep :) The difference is
angel cake is yummy whereas battenburg is covered in marzipan and is therefore grim.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# ^ a correct distribution of coloured sponge right there
notice the distinct lack of marzipan
the perfection of coloured cake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I quite like the ordered anarchy of marble cake, though.
 
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# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Foodist and racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Bobbysburg......
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)