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# Bumpy 'The Loner' Ramone


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A woebegone, spirit-sapped loner who works the night shift at a dimly lit, asbestos-filled supermarket, Bumpy Ramone is responsible for transporting canned corn, yams and lima beans from crate to shelf. Because this monotonous routine allows for little to no human interaction and minimal exposure to light, Bumpy keeps a loaded potato gun in his work locker and remains a prime candidate to go postal in the very, very near future.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# rupert murdoch?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Tell P. W. Botha that Timmy Mallet wants his specs back.
He's positively livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Which instrument did he play in the band?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# glands
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Interesting.
I wonder if Danielgoodm has something to say about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I'm going to stick around a bit longer to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# You'll need a lifetimes supply of tea and caykes.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I think you might be right
I might go and have a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Perhaps he's busy browsing other threads
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I think he's too busy laughing at my joke below.....
It's made it to the popular page.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
#
HAVE NO fear I am here!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Did you hear what The Hedgehog said about the specs in your pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I think he's gone again.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I think that sometimes people think your are as invisible as me..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Thank you for your gift to us
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Yay! That merits a three star award
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
woohoo! and what does a 3star award entail?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Click to find out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Experiment: Ruined
Edit: actually I see the experiment is to see if posting is possible, not viewing. As you were, Professor.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# As it is, I think Jahled and I have somewhat skewed the experiment
by prodding him towards the thread in question rather than allowing him to discover it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I eagerly await Mr Hell's scientific analysis on this one
Hardcore stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# It depends whether it's Michelin stars
or some or other system
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:49, archived)
# This is the Klingon system
it's all I could find on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You get to add the 'special sauce' onto a Big Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Nice scare quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# why is Sooty hiding behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)