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(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# amazing :D
boiling hot bumwash
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# high street hit
right there haha
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I like my women like my coffee
ground into tiny pieces and stored in the freezer
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# pffft!
I like my whisky like I like my women - 12 years old and full of coke
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Hehe
I like my brandy how I like my women...set on fire and thrown in with the pudding at Christmas.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I also like my beer like my women
cold and bitter
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I like the jam in my donuts like I like my women.
All down my front. Oops.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I like my women like my drugs
bought off a dealer outside camden station for a tenner and you've no idea whether or not they're any good or will kill you.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I like my potatoes like my women
dug up from the garden, scrubbed clean before coating with spunk
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# coffeeeeee
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)
# ive used caffeine suppositories
used them when i was a super athlete back in the day

now i just think coffee tastes like shit
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# did you pop them into boiling water afterwards then?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# no but getting the sugar up my arse to go with teh coffee
was challenging unless I had a 'friend' to help
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# ever dunk a biscuit?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# often started with a custard cream only end up with a bourbon
dont even go there with garibaldi tho
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# don't drag the mighty bourbon into this sordid little montage!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# you need one of these
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# OH MAN!
but I'll never fit that into my arse!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# use the gel
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# sorry. I forgot the importance of using the gel
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# God of Rolos!
www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/437/2

Actually the filling sliding out looks a bit grim.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# you can have the last one!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I like the shit slick coming out the door
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# you can make your own at home
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I already have thanks
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha!
Just noticed that as well.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Can I get a tall, skinny frappucino?
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# sure you can
drop 'em and bend over
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Competing with the Vodka Tampon Industry, eh.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# so that's how they make bloody marys!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# oh ffs
i'm having a coffee now

cheers
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# don't spill any!
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# arse fucks
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)