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# That 'shape with no name'
is clearly a dildo of some form.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# He's got a lot of reasons to be unhappy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# I dunno, there'd be worse things to be reincarnated as
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Camilla's dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:55, archived)
# ....
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(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# :(
i thought i was backing you up
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:05, archived)
# You were
Unfortunately you suggested that while being reincarnated as a dildo sounds like a good thing there's always the risk, no matter how slim, of being reincarnated as Camilla's dildo - which would probably lead to a suicide situation.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:16, archived)
# That looks like a natural result of this scenario


although shorn of context that just looks like a picture of some (badly shopped) old guy with his hand up a cow's jacksy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Shorn of context, the shoes Bear Grylls wore to meet the queen
remind me of something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# would those be
the shoes he claimed to have made himself after chasing down the cow, killing it, skinning it and curing its hide, only for channel 4 to later admit that he bought them from a branch of clark's?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:32, archived)
# i reckon he hunted down and killed different coloured animals to dye them as well
images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2011/9/2/bear-grylls-wears-union-flag-themed-shoes-as-the-queen-and-duke-of-edinburgh-host-a-reception-at-buckingham-palace-pic-pa-790103071.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Eurgh
And I dread to think how many lesser-spotted crimson tadwhistles were murdered to make those horrible shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Definitely a stuck up cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I've been through the desert on a shape with no name
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)
# in the desert you can't remember your name
because there ain't no shape there to give you no name
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# :(
The humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
was my singing THAT bad?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Shoot it in the head just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# finally you posted something good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 5:39, archived)
# LA LAAAAAA LA LALALA LA LALA LAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# great now i'll have this in my head until morning
THANKS MOFAHA
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# one of the best songs ever to get stuck in your head
*boots up media centre*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# And the single easiest song to play on the guitar too,
Seeing as it's just the same two chords one after another all the way through.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)
# i must learn this
and play it constantly on my son's ukulele
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:49, archived)
# A little late but have one of these....

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Ta
6 years and less than 10,000 posts despite frequent appearances on the stats board. I'm quite proud of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)