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# monadreemli
(resistanceisfutile, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# reminiscent of gilbert & george
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Can I pea this here?

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Well in that case
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)
# The dreaded comb over !
see faq regarding filesize!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
selected the png, fail!

Fixed it now
(resistanceisfutile, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# *ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I had an idea where posts are allowed a certain number of kilobytes per week
that way if someone wanted to post something say 2 gig/whatever,they could do so but it would limit the rest of the week's allowance.So you could post one pic at 10 gig...or....ten pics at 1 gig type of thing.Don't know how expensive it would be to write the code for this though......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# problem with that idea -
people on slow dial-ups (yes, there are some) or funky DSL (like me) get the huge file speed-bump every time somebody puts up a biggun. That Advent Calendar (nice as it is) really slows everything, every day!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# ah right.....I'm on broadband so don't experience things like that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# No, no, no
A certain hummus quota, that would work. You could post something that isn't funny occasionally, maybe something cute or beautiful, but you'd have to make up in your other posts. If you don't reach the quotum by the end of the week, you'd be naughtybanned for the entire week after that.

Hummus levels will be judged by a select jury, consisting of mofaha, Moggy, Catnippp, your mum and a weekly guest.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# but.................................might not work
some weeks there'd be a risk of NOBODY being here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)
# We could all have a quiet break, thinking of funny things to post next week
while smoking a pipe and saying what what what a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# There should definitely be some way introduced of reducing the number of posts.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)
# well, this has something for all tastes, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Door number 7 please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# FINE FUCKING COMBO

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Brian Protheroe
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# did he?
shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# *bellylaugh*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# :)
I don't understand the reference
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Brian Protheroe album 1980-ish...called I/You
just same mirror used....first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
# ahaha, I looked it up
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)
# jaysus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)