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# I like to have a direct route to wherever I want to be in a shop and I get stir crazy when I have to push past pregnant ladies and 6 year olds just to buy the desk I found in the first room.
I refuse to navigate their maze just for the chance of giving them my money.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# n00b. There's the secret doors for those who know.
I've done a smash-and-grab in under eight minutes before.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Not in the one I last visited but that was Sunnybank in Qld.
I even asked the guy in the cafeteria if there was a quick way out and he said no.

Fucking fire hazard if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:11, archived)
# True.
The one we usually go to has shortcuts signposted, you can cut through in about 10 minutes, assuming you're prepared to push people out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# you forgot to mention that what you want is never in stock either
and the delivery drivers are half witted wank socks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:10, archived)
# And if a city gets a second store built, they divert all the stock there.
I could have set fire to the Homebush store for selling out of packing boxes just as we were moving. All the new stock went to Tempe and there was a four week delay on new boxes.
/rage blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:13, archived)
# One time I got to the warehouse and I only wanted one thing which was then out of stock.
I took the one on display that had already been built, gave them my money and walked out glaring at them. To their credit they were all quite understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:13, archived)
# I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I REALLY DON'T LIKE IKEA YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Nearly 50% of the current population of Europe was concieved in an Ikea bed.
Almost 40% of them managed to do it in the showroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:17, archived)
# I'M AFRAID I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# YOU DO KNOW ABOUT THE SHORTCUTS, RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:23, archived)