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# Hey HappyToast
Follow to my twitter account!! :D
早くフォローしやがれHappyToast

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# moguragunsou is davew27
I just worked it out
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# ask me how
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# how?
I assumed it was 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# lose weight now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# I'm trying
but what has this to do with anything?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I can understand why you will shun this message, I mean it's fucking coolio and all
but

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP1PXRiVoJw

gaz me when you get there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I'm there
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# talk to me davey broon
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# talk to me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# hey drbroon
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# HEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# what's up gronkpan?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# DRBROON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Dave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# DAVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# drbroon sometimes I want to find everything that is perfect in the world and just punch it in the face
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# dave?


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# He is ignoring us because he doesn't respect us
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# without respect b3ta will crumble!
oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# YOU DID THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# TALK TO ME BRO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# most of the people you chat to are me
I have sent actors to meet you in the past

please teach me how to play this game
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I am 22 of the top 25 b3ta /board posters at the moment
I'll let you guys work out among yourselves who the real ones are
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Is one of them me?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# oh man I just started typing this really hostile post calling you mister horrible's sockpuppet account and I feel terrible that I even started typing that
I wish you the best my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Quite a lot of b3ta for me takes place in my imagination
based on things I decide not to post because they wouldn't pan out well. Like earlier on when taters said I had a CSI ENHANCE!!! computer, I was going to go off on a tangent where I denied either of my parents were owls (because of the eyesight thing), and then ironically defended my freedom to shit out of my mouth as a valid lifestyle choice, naturally leading to the comeback that shit coming out of my mouth is a normal state of affairs and everybody is used to it. Basically I've drunk too many pints of tea today.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Technically I think owls don't shit out of their mouths, they just regurgitate the larger indigestible objects that way, but I figured it was close enough.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# They eat rodents whole
Surely they spit the bones out at some point
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I guess that requires them to digest the rodent whole and then spit out the indigestible bones
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# kind of nasty if food essentially rots in their gullet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# dogs don't do white poo anymore because there isn't bone in their canned food
Owls do shits out their mouths because there is. I hope it's natural but it's almost midnight and I'm drunk so no research tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# "Every other year a schoolkid will eat one on a dare," Gaussoin said,
"and we'll get a call from the school nurse, all alarmed. It's always boys, and I hate to say it, but it's often Canadians."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Oh man
I remember when I first moved to Hobart, around 9 years old. I saw a dead bit of fur by the side of the road and poked it with a stick. An old man came out of his house, hit me round the back of the head and told me to show some respect.

I still don't understand that one but hopefully it relates somehow. It definitely wasn't a pet of his because I had that explained to me in very stern words by a lot of local people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# I remember...
Photobucket

Tried to post this earlier but B3TA was being weird and kept saying I was replying to the OP and not to your comment. Huh?
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# I hope that 200 years in the future people are making barn owl burp soup the same way they make birds nest soup
It will be a down home cookin USA RE-CI-PE but with dirty local animal vomits rather than scary chinese ones
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# The moment before you decide it's too much effort is always the best moment unless you decide to communicate it in which case it is the worst
we all live with this constant dagger above our heads
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Again?
www.b3ta.com/board/6451458
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Well all the cool kids are doing it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# impossible? :3
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# Shall we just go for 'unlikely'?
www.ineverforgivemichaelellis.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# YOU WRONG

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# Jumbo kumquat Taoism elephant baker?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# no, I'm asking a question, why should I?
what reason is there for me to follow what you say on twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Ehh...D:
my follower is few.
なんでー？けちー。
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# Why would English-speaking people follow you on Twitter?
All of your posts are in Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I can read English. You know? -_-
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# But we can't read Japanese. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
I can write English. :(
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# You pretty much can, yeah.
I'm moderately impressed by that. I couldn't hang out on a Japanese message board, all the idioms and references would be completely over my head, and yet you can somehow comprehend b3ta enough to like it.

I'm making several assumptions here.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Really? O_O
I want to be friendly always.
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# What, forever?
How about "for a reasonable length of time, bearing in mind that people grow and change, and allowing that either party may withdraw from the arrangement in the future should they so choose, without incurring wrath." Have you read The Red Shoes by Hans Christian Andersen? It's about a girl who can't get rid of some shoes just because she saw them once and thought they were shiny, and she has to have her feet cut off but they still keep following her around. It's a pretty fucked up story. You've got to be careful what bargains you enter into, is all I'm saying.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# And a friend's a friend forever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2uIIJathUI
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# They come back a week after her feet were cut off
it's not explicitly stated, but presumably the rotting stumps are still inside. I don't want to spoil the ending, but they actually kick her to death.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Let's be friends forever
we can talk about this at length soon
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Please briefly summarizes the story
Why The Red Shoes...
Of course I know...
But Now should talk about it? ^^;
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# Well, to quote H. H. Munroe:
"My aunt was asking me only this morning to suggest names for four young owls she's just had sent her as pets. I shall call them all Tarrington; then if one or two of them die or fly away, or leave us in any of the ways that pet owls are prone to, there will be always one or two left to carry on your name. And my aunt won't let me forget it; she will always be asking 'Have the Tarringtons had their mice?' and questions of that sort. She says if you keep wild creatures in captivity you ought to see after their wants, and of course she's quite right there."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
Despite You draw a portrait of my fake,
You are not friendly to me.
:(
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# I don't follow everyone I speak to online
don't take it personally
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# you should be a little dutifully
I think. :(
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# I don't understand what you are saying there
which adds to my reason not to follow you on twitter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I follow The Bear. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I follow the jumper Neil Buchanan wore on Art Attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# "And scree HappyToast follow soon"
Hoo boy, I can see this going all 'Audition'...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri kiriiiii.....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I hate how I think the woman in Audition is hot... and I probably shouldn't. Yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# go watch her in Tokyo Gore Police
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha...PATHETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)