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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
The usual travesty of democracy...

Not having sex: Tell us about times you've somehow managed to not have sex.

Oscar-winning performances: When have you acted your heart out to avoid an outcome you didn't want? Have you talked your way out of a fight, talked your way into someone's bed or dodged a prison sentence in court? What moment in your life would you award yourself an Oscar for?

I am awesome because: Have you done a burnout on your shitty scooter that your mates at college thought was amazing? Did you jump your bmx a foot off the ground? What things have you done that you think are totally awesome and everyone else needs to hear you brag about? And no, you did not pick up two supermodels in your Honda Accord and then have a threesome

Taking the Blame: Tell us of times were either you've framed others or vice versa...

Random Acts of Kindness: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road even when she didn't want to? Make us believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest.







Vote ends about 1pm-ish
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# SIIIIRRRR SIRRRRR
MU'S BEING NAUGHTY I SAW HIM, I SAW HIM BEING NAUGHTY

edit: The first topic should break all QOTW records in number of posts LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Random acts of kindness.
Lets have a nice one not full of sex lies for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I voted for that too!
Hey, we're like blood brothers or summink.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# For a brief moment I thought the 'not having sex' one was catching up now my hopes are dashed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Surely "not having sex" would qualify as an act of kindness for 98.3% of b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# And then we cut outside to see a protest, a crowd of people holding signs saying "WE ARE THE 98.3%".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# While the 1.7% hammer at one another's orifices in blissful and oily ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# "Oily Ignorance".
Sounds like a term a shampoo advert would use.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Itchy scalp? Maybe you suffer from Oily Ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# But we allready have a Question of the Week

Does this look like a cdc?



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# funny thing about this is that when I went to vote on it, the middle bar was magenta
...forcing me to click on 'Unsure'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# It's cunning like that...

The middle and bottom lines are both Magenta for me at the moment.

EDIT: Now they're not
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I have cast my vote, whatever that was for!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)