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# I'll leave this here, while I walk the dogs...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ouch. you squashed my Croissant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
#
ENOUGH OF THIS HORRID BULLYING :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# ^this^
You shouldn't have stolen her sign like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# unexpected car!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# sort of monty pythonish!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Lesson learned.
Never thank b3tans, and offer them beer, because this is what you get :)
After reading b3ta every day for almost 8 years, this is kinda sad..
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Its classic b3ta - after 8 years of readership, i thought you would have understood how things work by now.
Post a picture of yourself, or someone you hold dear, and bandwagons will ensue. Remember 'noobmaster' and mark porter?
It only takes a couple of 'shops to get the ball rolling.

Could you imagine the amount of 'shopping if Moggy ever succumbed to Bourbon Fox's creepy demands and posted a pic of herself on here?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# I know
And I've seen it many times, but never with people that are making a kind offer.
I mean, mock b3ta and they will mock you X 2348723. But never did that sort of thing.

/edit
Anyway, I don't understand the hatred that comes with most of the mocking and phuns, that's kinda over my head.
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# I dunno - the kind offer you speak of is lost on me and most board members as we dont really know who you are.
It just basically read as 'im some guy and i won a car - shop this pic!' to most people :-)

Dont worry about it - its kind of an honour i guess - no harm done :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
#
FAME! I'm gonna meme forever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Haha
that kinda cracked me up
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I've been very active a few years ago (look at my posts)
So only the old members like Mediocre know me.
Anyway, as long as there is no hatred it's all fine by me :)
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# No hatred from me - just some mild jealousy, at both your new car and nice lady friend :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Haha I understand
That's why I offered cast quantaties of lager.
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# if i were you, i would consider it an honor and print all the usable pics out and frame them.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# I don't think I have enough walls
for the amount of pics :P
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I envy her for her magnificent hat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# i think i missed a lot of stuff or something
am i correct in saying:

- you're the guy who asked us to vote for you on facebook for some compo to win an audi
- you won and said thanks to us all with a photo of your gf next to the car
- people shopped your photo

?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
#

-Correct
-Correct
-Correct

Anyway :) That's all cool, thing is still, I came back to thank instead of being a cunt and just left (while you guys helped me out) I need to come to the UK next month and I thought it was cool to share some beers..
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# ok cool
i would have voted, but it meant going on facebook, which i'm trying to avoid at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Doesn't matter now
:) I wasn't limiting it to people that voted
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# I didn't vote
Can I have a beer though?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# That's what I said in the first place :)
Kinda hard tracing all the voters..
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
#
Monsieur, with this free lager you are really spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Well, b3ta partly helped with the votes
so :P
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Actually, both of those are a good idea
Just don't post pictures of anything you don't want parodied. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# A colleague just directed me to this site, you cunts will be hearing from my lawyers first thing tomorrow
(spanishfly 2, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# pahaha
how's rodney?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Parodies are fine
But people that are saying stuff like "that fucking cunt should die..etc"..
That doesn't feel like a parodie
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Well the folks saying things like that are bad eggs
Its not kosher saying things like that to anyone (not even moggy!), unless they are cunts of the highest order, which i dont think you are.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Let's just hope there are more good people then bad eggs
:)
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# psst
You and Melinda might want to change your Facebook privilege settings before some nasty b3tan raids your albums :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Thanks for getting me paranoid
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# far too easy to trace because you didn't hide the name of the compo for the car
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I didn't had reasons to do so
..yet..
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# So let me get this right.
You ask b3ta to help you win a car
You win the car
You post a pic of it on b3ta while trying to buy friends with beer
You say you are an old b3tain and then delete your post
Loads of people shop your pic
I shop one and you complain about it?

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# he complained last night as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# That's ok then
Ning PP!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I've not seen anything malicious
But as your back I'll pea this from last night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# You're his back?
Pauldeus Ped?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# It's stimulus response
some of these fabulous people (and some of the twunts) can't see an image without it triggering a deep need to prettify it(or deface it or twist it or tweak it or toap it or mix it or animate it).

When it's an image presented right here on /board, the trigger is so strong it cannot be resisted.

Even with regular pics where a user asked to get shopped and most of board were upset at how blatant that was (with much grumbling of "not your photoshopper bitches"), people took to it like ducks to water or the late Mrs Houston to terminal drug-addiction or Sweden to blonds and here I'm in the middle of a lengthy paragraph that noone will actually read so might as well take the opportunity to say that it's rather bad form using board for fb stuff but it was most likely better received here than over at links and let's conclude the paragraph with something bland to catch the eye so, it's only natural, really.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# ^What she said.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# that's a very nice paragraph
paragraph ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# It's because we hate you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)