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[challenge entry] Too Soon?

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(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:19, archived)
# ahahaha. so good!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:23, archived)
# too soon. love it
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:23, archived)
# I'll most likely die of testicular cancer tonight for submitting this.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:26, archived)
# how could you die from that. balls are so easy to cut off
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# Oh God please!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:29, archived)
# Just turn the fuckover knob and Bob's your auntie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:32, archived)
# That cock rest might be a bit too big for me.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:35, archived)
# i saw aids, i saw cancer
i clicked like
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEHDqFcOfHk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# but where do the fuckhoses go?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:24, archived)
# Those are featured on female appliances.
Mostly...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)
# How are you doing?
I saw your post and that looked pretty hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 5:08, archived)
# DIAGRAMMES!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# i think all corpses should be animated somehow when they are laid out
maybe just a small elevation every 2 minutes or so, to make it look as if the departed is going to sit up at any moment
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:25, archived)
# The Floating Dead
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=DF9ALBEXg3Y
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:41, archived)
# That's fucking awesome! God I hope he's Canadian but unfortunately doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# good job!
What kind of boat do you have there?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# That's a John Deere right there.
Bitch don't float too good though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# i was talking about the boat you have under the tarp smart alec!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:01, archived)
# Never mind that
what'dya think of my gee-tar playin?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 5:46, archived)
# That's my morning workout music sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 7:59, archived)
# my internet is fuckedtkt, js
good whitneydetahjape
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:26, archived)
# have you been drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:27, archived)
# on my tenth can
2 left, prob have 2 more
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:33, archived)
# i get sporadic paheses of connectivity, have to wait until monday until these wankfucks get their cunts out to fix this prob
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:34, archived)
# If you got internet problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but DNS ain't one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:56, archived)
# well it still hurts to breathe and i wont be able to get medical attention until tomorrow but i had a steak and a couple of beers and hey wow internet so thats a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)
# pretty much that but on a deserted road in a national park
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)
# Just caught up with your posts.
Hope you're ok mate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 5:41, archived)
# DEATH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# I jus' don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 7:33, archived)
# she died so i could live
Thanks whitney
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)