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# A middle-aged baglady is caught in a torrential rain shower
and hurries quickly to the shelter afforded by the archway under the abandoned railway near the canal. Once there, relieved to be out of the rain, she slowly begins to strip off her layers of sodden clothing, eventually getting down to a set of almost new looking red skimpy bra and panties. She is amazingly fit for someone living on the street and has a full pair of firm breasts any woman would be proud of.
She removes the bra and is pulling down the panties when a dark figure steps out of the shadows, chuckling and holding his long, hard cock, tugging on it gently back and forth, back and forth.
As his face comes into view, the voluptuous trampess realises it is none other than Sinatra himself and she falls to her knees and starts sucking hungrily at his helmet.
Sammie Davis Junior watches from behind a buckled shopping trolley, cursing his luck and using a soggy roll-up to attempt to burn his scrotum.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Dean Martin is submerged in the canal, seeing if he can shoot his bolt
before he has to come up for air.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Whilst John Rhys Davies tries to tape used teabags with nipples drawn on to a cat's chest.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# nobody tosses a dwarf
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# A large pike is eyeing up his todger
and thinking about lunch
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Luckily, Peter Lawford
is an expert spear fisherman. Unluckily for Dean, Peter has found a bag of glue under the canal bridge and is rolling around in tramp-filth and needles whilst hallucinating Doris Day is hitting his hind quarters with a candy-cane walking stick. He has a massive hard-on.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# having read sinatra's memoir
this event actually happend.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# GenuLOL
Haha - whatever folks think of JJ's daily doodle requests, it dunt arf bring up some LOLsome suggestions
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# While sweet fuckjazz played in the background
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)