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# Allo, peeps. What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# what are we your cartoon idea bitches?
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Audience participation!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Say what you see
Its the ready money roind
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# *looks at keyboard*
ahh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Tea? Why, you ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# festering sores on my knees
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Its good, but its not the right answer
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# mr chips fellating an elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Pink eye on my leg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# eww fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUMLKsbvpDY :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# i am askeered to click
...my speakers are dead here. I will check it when I get to work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Roy Walker rimming mister chips
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# RIIIIGGHHHHT!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Dead people
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I see a two-pronged virus on my b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# how about....
a male mannequin weeping at the sight of a shop assistant (with tits) bent over stocking a nearby shelf, for he (for obvious reasons) cannot get aroused.

edit: whoops, wrong reply button
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ferrets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ^ this
me, see
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# with TITS

or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# moobs
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# bippydoobyfubbyphwop
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# ^this
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# The Heavy from Team Fortress 2
As a woman. With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
#
Her name is Sasha.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Agh - bindun!
you seen this? Frickin' love these - especially the heavy. She looks so cute and innocent, despite the minigun, and she got her heavy-set frame just right, without making her unsexy.
(warning, DeviantArt!)
botjira.deviantart.com/art/tf2-ladies-244301207?q=gallery%3Abotjira%2F26223342&qo=22
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# HOO TOUCHED MY GAHN?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# WEE MEHK GOOD TEAM!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# HAAAAA HA HA HA HA! CRY SOME MOOOOAARR!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# RDLI TROPHY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Baboons in an umbrella factory
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# A Dalek giving birth.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# ^ this
cyberman wet nurse
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# wet nurse is such a bizzare / horrible term
Soggy doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# damp
midwife
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# A moist anesthetist...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# sopping
district nurse
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# agh
semi-mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Sopping surgeon
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# an end to this whole sorry affair
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I did warn you we'd get found out
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# and you would've gotten away with it too...
if it weren't for those meddling kids
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# fixed
if it weren't for meddling with those kids
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# you left me standing on the platform, you crazy bastard
My rose wilted under the clock tower
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# By rose wilted I presume you mean you were propositioned in a monetary way?
Oh God I'm sorry, the wife found out and I could't leave the kids
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# you mean nothing to me....
I only bought a single ticket as well.... HOW DO I GET HOME YOU CRAZY BASTARD????
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# It's a ghost train you plank.
Just stay on it until you get back to the turnstile.

Sorry Mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# But I'm not THAT tall!
*cripes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Draw my fox cyborg soldier with tits with Moggy's voluptuous mole drill sergeant. With tits.
Because I was asked to, and it seems likely that I'll probably lose interest half way through.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# With tits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# No other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Thanks always ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# A sexy set of Matryoshka dolls, all fitting inside one another, the filthy whores
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# ^this
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# "Auto-sexual asphyixiation leading to cardiac arrest," says Doctor Barnaby,
who Doctor Curran has always considered to be a total cunt.
Curran says nothing, but Barnaby will not be deterred. Barnaby sits at the nurses station, feet up. Curran is trying to ignore Barnaby by pretending to examine a set of lab results.
"When the paramedics got to him, he had this rubber monkey mask on his head, right? Only the chap had it on backwards so he couldn't breathe and then there was a rather fetching woman came in with him, clearly not his wife."
He leans toward Curran, smile suddenly lewd, "And they said when they got there he had a massive cob-on. They couldn't get him out from under the desk at first, it had him trapped there, like a gate latch."
He sits back again, satisfied.
"The best bit was when his wife came in."
Curran doesn't want to play this game. Barnaby, however, loves hospital gossip and will not be satisfied until Curran reciprocates. So he tells Barnaby about the yoghurt woman from the day before, to Barnaby's clear delight.
"So what did you do?"
"I told her to take a few weeks off work and do her grocery shopping online instead." Barnaby finds this amusing and suggests they go to the roof, where they can spy on the nurses smoking out by the industrial waste disposal unit.
The roof is off-limits to everyone, but Barnaby discovered the alarm could be disabled with a tongue depressor and Curran had to admit it was a good place to hide. But today when they get to the roof, the door is wide open. Curran stops, half on the top step, so that Barnaby collides with his back, swearing softly in the half-light of the access stairwell. With theatrical care, they creep up to the doorway and peer out onto the open flat roof. The muted sounds of the hospital atrium and the car park drift up to them above the whirr of the big air conditioning stacks.
Curran wants to go back, but Barnaby won't let him.
"Fuck this." says Barnaby, pushing past and out onto the roof.
The door swings shut, fast, slamming Curran in the forehead and sending him tumbling down the stairs and into unconciousness. When he comes round two days later he is in a hospital bed in a ward he shares with a comatose truck driver, one of several victims of a recent, terrible road traffic accident out on the bypass. The juicy hospital gossip is that after the roof alarm was tripped, security sauntered up the access stairwell to find junior doctor Curran bleeding and concussed. Barnaby was found some time later. He had been dragged behind the air conditioning stacks, dead from a precise stab wound to the left eye. Carved into his naked back were the words 'NEVER FORGIVE'. His clothes were never found.
Curran thinks it is probably something Barnaby would have found very entertaining indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# you're a fast typer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# He's gonna need a bigger canvas
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# The intrigue continues!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Big fan
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# You're an internet Charles Dickens
/constant reader
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Smallbrainfield and Wasp Box jizzing amazing stories at each other.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# It's a veritable spaff rainbow of literary manmilk when JollyJack posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Whilst Jack hides behind a tree
weeping quitely and rubbing his perineum with a pine cone
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Whilst behind another tree Moggy is observing him silently and soaking a cloth in
chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# while wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# James Bond, cunningly disguised as someone with Weetabix stuck to his eyebrows
and sneaking into a secret underground laboratory where he meets strange animal/human hybrids.

That have boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
#
You Only Live Thrice
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Yay!
That was quick. So quick, it went back in time!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# a fat man wanking over yiff porn
or something that Happytoast can turn into a fat man wanking over yiff porn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# I retired from that, emvee does those now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Ah cool
I do enjoy the fat man wanking pics :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# not quite as good as yours though
Emvee's strokes are too shallow. Not vigorous enough
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10708974
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
#
y j
porn lemons
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Yiff porn!
indeed
b3ta.com/board/10710719
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Your own
conclusions
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Jeremy Irons
is having the wrinkles pressed out of his clothes by Ted Hughes' robot, while he sits waving a five iron, listening to a mix of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida and Bob Marley, and watching Iron Man on television whilst casually flicking through a book of Margaret Thatcher's memoirs. Also, he's doing all of this ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# something less half arsed and thread wasting than this ;)
why not do two pics, then save one to post tomorrow when you want to ask us what to draw again?
For today - A cookie seller leaning out of her cookie booth in a saucy manner
For tomorrow - a robot giraffe shooting a zombie hippo with his frickinlazoreyes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# you don't like the happy sun guy that I drew?
i has a sad.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# If he gets really irate he might add you to his ignore list in a couple of years time.
pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Does it get lonely out there on that pedestal?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Kratos from God of War flying an Apache helicopter, attacking a Russian ice fortress
whilst Slash rides a dragon, whilst playing a cover version of the Playdays theme, whilst taking swigs from a big bottle of Jack Daniels.

The Apache has tits. MASSIVE tits. With a tattoo of an owl.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# *sigh*

Wait. I tired.

Inspired by nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Tropical_Fish
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I like the
pink cat
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# She is Piddles. :D
jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/Piddles-103842313
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I once ran
a web site featuring badly drawn cats called tiddles.co.uk which is a fairly similar name.
I'm not sure why I'm telling you this.
Possibly just on the off chance anyone might be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# ........Heh?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I have a similar reaction
to slightly dull anecdotes too, so you're not alone in your indifference.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I was driving in Stockport a few days ago and saw Eddie Large
true story
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# I once got off a ferris wheel
at Newbury Fair circa 1994 and Keith Chegwin was standing by the entrance.

True story too.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I was in New York about twelve years ago when someone decided to crash a plane into a building
a few days before I witnessed james maynard keenan from Tool telling a homeless guy to "go fuck yourself"

I'm not saying the events are related but they could be
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I once owned
a cat named "Tiddles."
It's a small world.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Hmm
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Jus' shooting the breeze
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Ain't that
the truth?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# our neighbour is a cat lady and has lots of cats
one of them is called Ginger but she has an accent and it sounds like she is shouting Ninja out of the door at night to call it in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# You should give her a cat named Jiggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I live in Buxton
That might go down quite well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Milky bar cracker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Lion bar on wholewheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Looks like a fish has ended up in the TV, too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# that gobshite
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# "POPCORN"
Come and get your lovely Popcorn... Get it while it's hot... Perfect for the upcoming entertainment.... £1.50 a box.... Popcorn, come and get your lovely Popcorn..."!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# It comes unpopped, but the likely influx of hot air should soon get it going.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# If anyone's interested, I can provide you a popcorn 'dressing' that is sort of half butter, half salt. Though I can only distribute it once every 15 minutes or so.
Form an orderly queue in the lobby please.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Hang on, the pump's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop freebasing Viagra.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# The reset button is located in a hole around the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# If you're lucky, you get a free unwrapped Aero when you press it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# you should post this every hour
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# I hate the act is like a stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
#
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/90610/1331105319/tropicalRoystenb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Don't say such thing, Even if I just posted it before.
Don't overreaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Scroll down...v....it's on the same page.
Your act is getting old....fast!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# and we can look forward to seeing it another 5 times this week
*probably
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# And all this Passive/Aggressive bullshit drama along with it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# ^this
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# When did b3ta get so unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# 5 months 26 days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
# well as long as we have an exact date
that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Again. Don't overreaction.
I already saw it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# SO DID WE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# until someone fucking cares
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# ^this
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I thought she did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Thanks for the popcorn!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# John Prescott angrily bashing one out to Lithuanian porno
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# jack lemon hi-jacking a lemon party, while jacking off in a lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# a desperate and horny otter contemplating fucking a bagel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Draw me
I'm a slightly chubby man wanking as I type
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# covered in sewage and wearing a hood
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# A bit like the Hunter from Left 4 Dead, if he worked in the sewers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# well, moggy did make the L4D connection when paul p posted a picture of himself doing 'the sorcerers apprentice' in a sewer the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Huh... I didn't know L4D was that big in Japan. But hey, what do I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I shopped it a bit and now a band are having it as the cover for their next album
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# "THE MYSTERY OF THE BALLMASTER"
By "Hitler's knee scabs"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# how about a sunflower and 'Plankton' from Sponge Bob Square Pants having a witty exchange
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# a 45 year old man in cirencester pretending to be a japanese school girl.
For some reason
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I hope he don't accept this request.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Mohammed
With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I changed my mind
...something veiny -- anything!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# A middle-aged baglady is caught in a torrential rain shower
and hurries quickly to the shelter afforded by the archway under the abandoned railway near the canal. Once there, relieved to be out of the rain, she slowly begins to strip off her layers of sodden clothing, eventually getting down to a set of almost new looking red skimpy bra and panties. She is amazingly fit for someone living on the street and has a full pair of firm breasts any woman would be proud of.
She removes the bra and is pulling down the panties when a dark figure steps out of the shadows, chuckling and holding his long, hard cock, tugging on it gently back and forth, back and forth.
As his face comes into view, the voluptuous trampess realises it is none other than Sinatra himself and she falls to her knees and starts sucking hungrily at his helmet.
Sammie Davis Junior watches from behind a buckled shopping trolley, cursing his luck and using a soggy roll-up to attempt to burn his scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Dean Martin is submerged in the canal, seeing if he can shoot his bolt
before he has to come up for air.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Whilst John Rhys Davies tries to tape used teabags with nipples drawn on to a cat's chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# nobody tosses a dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# A large pike is eyeing up his todger
and thinking about lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Luckily, Peter Lawford
is an expert spear fisherman. Unluckily for Dean, Peter has found a bag of glue under the canal bridge and is rolling around in tramp-filth and needles whilst hallucinating Doris Day is hitting his hind quarters with a candy-cane walking stick. He has a massive hard-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# having read sinatra's memoir
this event actually happend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# GenuLOL
Haha - whatever folks think of JJ's daily doodle requests, it dunt arf bring up some LOLsome suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# While sweet fuckjazz played in the background
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Sean Penn
in leather boots, dearly holding a giant dead pig head.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Shakespeare with a fountain pen up his arse, attempting to write a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Which way up would the fountain pen be?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
#
A large speechbubble, containing the words
"I'm saddened that no-one seems to take these seriously. A talented professional illustrator offering to draw any weird fetish that comes to mind, absolutely free of charge, and all people do is make facetious suggestions."
Also, the speech bubble has breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Terry Wogan shitting into Dusty Bin whilst Rod Hull looks on...
...through a sniper scope.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Meanwhile, Mr Blobby admits himself to the clinic to sort out the cancerous spots that riddle his body
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I would say my childhood is dead
but Mr Blobby scared the shit out of me, so it goes hand in hand, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# from the old days:
www.b3ta.com/board/5837722
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# HA HA HA HA FUCKING HELL!
The most I've got is this.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# A gastroenteritis outbreak at a battery pig farm.
With tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Sharon Stone, painted green, vacuum packed with a copy of the racing post sticking out of her bum
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I could suggest something
But it won't get picked. Guess I'm not creative/wacky enough, right?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# ^reverse psychology
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Heston Blumenthal with tits
making a cake with science tits
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# science tits - best of all the tits
Apart from maybe space tits.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Mmmmm
zero gravity tits
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Claire Danes
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Bungle having a Vietnam flashback.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
Sergeant Grumbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# The stench of burned fur and whimsy blackened the sky... blackened our souls...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# New strips???!!?!?!?!
Best day ever!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# With tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Or Vietnam having a Bungle flashback
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Sheeeiiit... a whole nation with Rainbow PTSD... hey, it could happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# a self-righteous b3tan, on a high horse
complaining about lack of hummus on /board
whilst supplying none of his own.
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Spider and scorpion! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# The girl on a certain Manchester megastore checkout desk
With tits, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# A self-righteous b3tan, on a high horse
calling people racists for daring to criticise someone who's not white and English
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# ^ with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Tits are implied in every JJ drawing request nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Nowadays?
Time in memorium (I don't know how to spell that)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# space cow
big udders
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# yes!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Cool !!
///▽////
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)
# k thnx bai
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)