Your father's lightsaber...'The way your dad looked at it, this lightsaber was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this saber up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the lightsaber. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the lightsaber to you.'
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 11:55,
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good job it didn't start up when he was "hiding" it.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:17,
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Indeed...It also raises the question of that they are doing spending 7 years banged up in a Korean POW camp when they're packing a lightsaber, but I'm sure there's a valid explanation. Cortosis-woven barbed wire or something like that.
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Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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take 'em out, swap 'em round - back up and running in no time.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Must say, it's cleaned up well.:)
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:33,
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the blade's never been quite the same since - always has a slightly unhealthy hue about it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:46,
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NiceBill Oddie in the Goodies did a sword swallowing trick with a light saber once.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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Aaah it's always nice to remember Bill Oddie as someone other than "that complete fruit-loop from Springwatch"
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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