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[challenge entry] catch me if you can


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(grotpig, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Seams fine to me

What kind of angle matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Surely you jest.
As a man of science you know full well that when a vehicle under a certain mass corners at speed, it is affected more by centripetal forces and therefore must lean outwards to maintain its course.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# so what you're saying is
...he's blissfully unaware that he is headed towards the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# maybe he fucking loves walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# yes, and he's delighted about his sweet release from his miserable existence.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# But shirley at such high speeds for him to remain at pole position, things work differently
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Ah, now you're ignoring Hinselton's third law of consequential acceleration
which clearly states that R|)|i = 4-eV-A!n*RhaRT2
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah, I've had Hinselton on ignore pretty much since he signed up here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Me too
but then I have added ignore list to a shitload of people, yourself included. I can't even remember why anymore, except that I was VERY angry at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I'll race you!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# nearly epic!
EDIT: oops, wrong one

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# why are your station signs reversed?
kampstrasse?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ^ This
Now you have pointed it out, it is doing my bloody head in!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# he's going so fast that the photons cannot keep up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# did that say photos a minute ago?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# ummm, 'no'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# probably time to take my meds then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# It's like how car wheels look like they're turning backwards when they hit a certain speed
That's what's happening to the signs
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# while it's certainly impressive that a small child can lead the pack in such a manner
it is, perhaps, more intriguing that the two riders on the left there are able to take part in a race while two passengers ride upon each of them.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# yeah, what's up with that?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# it's political correctness gone mad!
That's what it is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# And why shouldn't conjoined triplets pursue their dreams and ambitions?
You fucking racists, I'm disgusted by the bigotry on this website
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# They come over here! from their land of triplets
in groups of 3 at a time!!!

taking jobs and benefits from our starving triplets!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# They're so good that they have to carry a bumming handicap.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# sounds like a small german village near a large ancestral castle
Bumming Handicap bei Arschrammenburg

What a picturesque place!

trees

endless rolling grassy hills

Picnicks mit Bier!

sunny days

and of course, Teutonic Ass fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# See, it's more shopped than we thought
I now wish I hadn't judged so hastily :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# serious ps skillx0rs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# It's actually a motorcycle display team race
There are two teams competing. The black bike at the back is the referee, and the child at the front is the equivalent of the hare in dog racing.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# it is a fine quality sport for the discerning lunatic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# and the fact that he is leaning out of the corner and not into the corner like all the others?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# he's just fucking with them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ...but but but you told me it was becoz he fucking loves walls
I don't know when to believe you anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Yes, even I disregard my credibility
I'm so post modern.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)