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# I know it wasn't deliberate bear baiting by the idiot tv crew/zookeepers
but to all intents and purposes, that is what it is.
The delayed reaction is the bear's slowed response to a threat (that only occurred when the lion moved its mouth near) due to being kept in captivity. I've not seen past the funny reaction bit though, did it all end happily? or did the bear die of heart failure/lions instinct kick in and go in for the kill?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Or the third option
Lion and Bear team up, rip the film crew to pieces for being bastards and go on to create a truly effective crime-fighting duo.

EDIT: Although it has to be said that watching the bear's facial reaction and amazing comedy running legs (option 1, followed by 22) they could just as well go on to become the 21st Century's Abbott and Costello.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# ORSUM
*imagines the theme tune*

*Edit - nice idea for an image challenge b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1582056
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVOhuGZSiY0
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Wow!
30 seconds into trying to watch that, and my laptop monitor developed a mysterious fist-shaped crack in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# 10 seconds more than I managed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I made it through 45 seconds
but I was worried I was developing epilepsy. What's with this constant chopping and jumping? Does she think it makes her look more professional? Because if so she's enormously deluded. It made an irritating video positively enraging.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# None of you got to the bit where she has a cock drawn on her face then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# No
but I just randomly clicked through to 2:25 and watched for ten seconds. I think everyone should do this, it will reaffirm their faith in humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Now I feel dirty, violated.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# My job is done here...
now if you'll excuse me, I must go and save my home planet.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# As long as folk get the Cameron / Cleggs out of the way quickly
I see what you mean. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# awww, they're all grown up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# They don't play by the rules, but they're the best cops in a dirty city.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I'm sorry Captain, but I'm going to need you to turn in your gun and your badge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# This city's at war, and you want to take away the only sword and shield it has defending it?
Good luck, Chief; you're gonna need it!
*slams door in overly dramatic fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# you used to be a good cop!
...you played by the rules.
what happened to you, Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# *opens door again*
I became the cop this city needed, not the cop this city wanted.
If you want to arrest me, send your very best - they'll find me out there, on the streets, trying to do my job.

I guess we're done here, Chief...
...unless you want to grow a pair, and follow me out that door.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# You:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOoIvScmFp8
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I should really get that video taken down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# one word
Court Order
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Don't confusicate me with your legal mumbo-jumbo, wordsmith!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I don't know
I didn't film it I just found a funny gif on the internet and made a penis on it, I am probably not the right person to be asking about this, or anything else really.
Do you actually know more about this, or is this just guesswork based on the gif?
I know it is not uncommon for animals that would be potential threats to each other in the wild to find companionship in captivity, and just thought it was nothing more than two captive animals being introduced for the first time to allow them to become cofortable with each other and their respective sights and smells as they would be sharing a living area. I may be wrong though.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Don't sweat it, man.
As far as we can tell, nobody died.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)