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# I went to Blockbusters and found this in the 99p bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# That guy must be rolling in it
every time I turn the tv on he's there in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# You paid 99p too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# you woz robbed
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I saw him today on the TV in a doctor's waiting room
He seems to be Andy Parsons's twin.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# is that this no-necked bloke?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-MPOUBNMA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# He is the bloke who's always on Mock the Week
who SPEAKS... just a few WORDS... at a TIME... to DISGUISE the FACT... that he's only GOT.... ONE joke... and it's a SHIT one... at THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# He's the one reason I don't watch Mock the Week any more.
There's only so much of the stupid, loud, crowd pandering halfwit I can take.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# but his "funny" walk to the mic always gets a laugh
(from the audience I mean, not me)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I agree. An utterly unfunny twunt
Guaranteed to make me switch channel
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Who is he?
They must have totally changed the lineup of Mock the Week, I don't remember him from it but then I've barely seen it for years.


Edit: Ignore me, I misunderstood. I don't mind Andy Hamilton, actually. Maybe I've just got no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# He's the bald one with very little neck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Haha
See my edit. He certainly talks slowly, and has very little neck.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Andy Hamilton is a wee guy with a beard and hair
he is sometimes amusing(he does not appear on Mock the Week)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I have been made aware of this
and am suitably abashed. I like Andy Hamilton. He has no neck, but I won't hold that against him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# This is Andy Parsons though
Andy Hamilton is similarly bald and neckless, but he IS funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# FUCK
I'M GETTING MY ANDIES MIXED UP

I think Andy Parsons can sometimes be funny. Then again I think that while it is sometimes extremely good, Mock the Week can sometimes be deeply unfunny, so maybe it's just in comparison.

Andy Hamilton is far funnier than Andy Parsons. This I think we are in total agreement on.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Andy Hamilton is brilliant, especially on QI. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# i meant the guy in the pic
not the 'comedian'
i'm not huge tv-watcher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Ah right, I'm not sure of his name
He does some kind of consumer rights, don't-get-fucked-over kind of programme
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# ah
for a moment i thought you were on about andy hamilton, who is rarely less than entertaining. probably why he's never on MTW

de-ris pic
tinyurl.com/nothorsesipromise
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Demand your money back.
You have rights as a consumer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Mandlebrotdvdbaldguyactiontiem
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Mandelbrot is a lovely word and I'm beholden to you for using it
I don't think this is one though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Mathematics was never my strongest point...
Neither was using words in the correct way =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Sometimes correct use of words isn't important
when it's words like Mandelbrot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I do love the irony of Dom Littlewood
Originally a second-hand car salesman. Now warning people about the dangers of being conned.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# dom dom dommmm...
*turns head dramatically*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)