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# it looks nothing like him
it was supposed to be michael caine in alfie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Is it his birthday toda-
Oh who am I kidding. You've actually done something here that didn't take 2 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# 14th of march
that would have shat me right up if it had been
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)
# To be fair though
is there ever a wrong time to draw Michael Caine?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# looking at his mouth in this
yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I'm not sure what the protocol with the Vag Creams is...
...but I think it's a cutout layer on top of the original photo, with things like the eyes and mouth erased.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# yeah they're just pointless shit from a tedious prick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Gotta admire his dedication though; I'd have probably stopped after the first bollocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I didn't mind them when they were just once at 7 in the morning
but I don't like his new habit of suddenly "remembering" another birthday later in the day, but so he can get away with it not being a VAG, he does a smug chair pic of them, which involves even less effort and interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Yeah, I've started to notice that.
Wobbly Bloke's threads are essentially the drum solos of b3ta. I didn't mind it as much when they were posted in the morning, as I was rarely awake anyway, but now it's starting to take the piss a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# They don't do anything for me
But at least a few people like them, and they're inoffensive, so who gives a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Yeah, there does seem to be a niche for them...
but I think it's got beyond a point now for most people, where they're seen as tedious and unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# You say this
yet encourage Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I do?
I wasn't aware of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Perhaps I am mistaken.
But i don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# If anything, I'm starting to get sick of Moggy
and have been for a while... keeps gazzing me about stuff that doesn't concern me or him/her.

And I know I'm going to get another gaz about this... =_=
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# I've never had a gaz from Moggy
I feel quite left out
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Nor I.
And yet she uses my pics as source. I don't mind that, it is B3ta, but considering I spend a lot of time telling the child porn queen to fuck off, it does seem a strange choice.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# somehow I knew there was behind the scenes action going on
nothing good will come of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# It's gotten to the point where I'm really not comfortable with it.
Like, at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Maybe Moggy confuses the liking of her pictures, with friendship.
That and the need to have BFs babies.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Again, I don't see the need for all the hatred
But Moggy is far and away the best* troll I've ever encountered

*In whatever way you want 'best' to mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# I didn't mention hatred!
I don't believe Moggy is a troll either; although this version might be.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Moggy's threads are always fun (although rarely because of her)
Wobbly Bloke's threads inspire nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:19, archived)
# Whereas the gayshift...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Dido is inoffensive but I wouldn't want to hear her every fucking morning when I turn the radio on
I can't think of anything more awful than being known as 'inoffensive'. Ok, maybe cancer. With cancer aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 5:03, archived)
# Surely it's more a case of him
Trying to satisfy more people by doing something other than a VAG, rather than 'trying to get away with it' (away with what? with posting pics on a message board for pictures? oh no....).
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# haha, you love him
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I'd like to have his babies
But I'm concerned they'll have a cheap generic filter applied
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# would!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# To me it just comes across as being flippant and a bit childish
Like, "oh they don't want me doing VAGs, so I'll do something even more quick and pointless, and post it in a new thread at the busiest part of the day".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Perhaps
The vast majority of his posts that I see tend to be first thing in the morning. I don't log on much before nighttime and I pay little attention to times so I don't know when the busy times are.

My instincts is still that he has tried to diversify - slightly - to answer some critics. I don't particularly look forward to his posts but neither do I understand why he merits so much hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# It's not hatred, not by a long shot
Just boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Imagine someone that tells the same shit joke every day
The first few times people roll their eyes, after a few weeks it gets funny, after a few more weeks it's tedious again, after a fucking year of hearing it every day it inspires hatred.

Now imagine it without the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 3:56, archived)
# If it's any consolation, I knew who it was without filenaming
I think it's a good rendition
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# ^this :D
at least, i thought i thought it were
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I tawt I taw a Micklewhite...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# *phweep phwew*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# ^this.
I have to say, I'd rather see stuff like this, than the cutout filter jobs I see every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# and far better than the morning treadmill
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# aha
got it. this is a wobbly bloke thing, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Would, ning real, stripes, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# hahahaha
he should have been a milkman
edit:maybe he is
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Maybe he is. A really lousy one who posts filtered photos each morning instead of delivering milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha Ernie :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# *runs over to Youtube*
And he posts the quickest filters in the West. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# \o?
tee hee :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# even abu hamza agrees
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# oops!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Have I missed something, like a flounce or kicking?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Hmm that reminds me...
another one for the museum, if I can find it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I'm not THAT old.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# No, but I think you will be of great interest to the public
besides, Coronado's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Oh, the San Diego island.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# don't think so?
deleted post, some tetchiness?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Well, its better than nothing I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# No... They love me really...

This ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# they really don't, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 2:38, archived)
# hahaha "still followed by the b3ta bullies"
As if you don't bring it upon yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 4:40, archived)
# Maurice Micklewhite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# with leukemia
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)