"when one said one wanted proof, this isn't exactly what one had in mind"
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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"One said one wanted her head on a plate, now one has blood on one's gloves!"
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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"Out, out, damned Spot!"
"Philip, Spot the corgi's left a present on the persian rug again."
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:15,
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Shakespeare books for 5 year olds
"Out, out, damned Spot, Run Spot Run, See Spot Run"
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:37,
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One can feck off
Let me know when it's all over; I'm going back to bed
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:40,
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Get your arse to Mars!
EDIT: As Frankie Boyle said on Twitter: The rain is Diana's tears. :P
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:12,
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:D
Is Di's head about to explode, as some kind of posthumous revenge?
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:26,
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The rasp of stubble on his anal wall brings him to orgasm quicker.
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:34,
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I'm hardly ever on there these days
I think about the most recent thing on my wall is someone wishing me Happy Birthday last October.
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:41,
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remember and post pictures of babies, and tell us what you had for breakfast
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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