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# An eagle laid its eggs up his urethra
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# This is why you don't pee in forests.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Eagallstones
or something
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# At least he now matches the Queen's Falconian Tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Oh come on!
I worked miracles coming up with TWO mutherfuddin Bird of Prey/Sexual Organ puns. What do I get? Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Working on it.
Something to do with cocks.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hurry the fuck up man
before I tear your peregrineum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# You can't harrier gag like this
Let osprey for inspiration. Owl let you know when I've got something - hoping for a raptorous response.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# You need to make a Hobby of it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Trying to come up with a swift response to that
But I'm worried that I'll look like a tit. Let's go fly a kite?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# None of those have anything to do with genitalia. I'm very disappointed with you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Woodpecker.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# NOT A BIRD OF PREY!
*flips table*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I've got it I've got it
To be safe, you should put a condorm on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# That's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Balled eagle?
Palm-Nut Vulture?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Testeagles
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# shouldn't* pee in forests.
I'm sure you pee in forests the same as everyone else does. I wasn't doubting your forest peeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Not really
I'm not much of an outdoors person
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I can show you some lovely forests to piss in so you don't feel left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Ok
Do they have lots of handy undergrowth to squat in? I'm no exhibitionist.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# There's some patches of nettles and a couple of burnt out old Ford Focuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I'm not sure that quite matches up to my admittedly rather high standards
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Dang, and here's me thinking I was overselling it.
I didn't even mention the old matress with the interesting mold growing on it lest you thought it was too good to be true :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# This reminds me of a drama workshop I went to when I was about six or seven
where we all had to pretend to be birds and at the end we were told whether we'd died or not. But this is a story for another day, when the appropriate QOTW question comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Ford Foci
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)