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# shit! I jokingly voted for Apocalypse, and now it's winning, arf!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# It's a difficult one to write about,
seeing as there hasn't actually been an apocalypse.

I expect there will be lots of 'how I have protected my house against zombies, even though they are not real' type posts.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I think anyone who says they haven't prepared for a zombie outbreak is lying.
Of course, I don't know any normal people.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I once saw an online advert for a Chainsaw in a can and thought
"I really should get that in case of zombie outbreaks".

ed: www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/ea93/
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ^This
Although I imagine a large proportion of survivors will be battle re-enactors. Immediate access to chain mail, a shield and a functional sword will be a positive benefit, come the zombie holocaust.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Depends on how good the chain mail and the sword actually is.
Very few places make it battle ready.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Not falling apart after a few whacks would do the trick, surely.
How bad would chain mail need to be for a zombie to bite through it?

But then I'm not a battle re-enactor.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# There's a US ammo firm that sells zombie-specific rounds.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Maybe Scaryduck knows the apocalypse is coming
Tonight!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# It's going to be a very concise
QOTW then.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)