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# I'M A HEADSWAP LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Nice cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# As the actress said to the bishop!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# 2 nuns in the bath
One says to the other "where's the soap?"
The other says: "In my cunt, because I use it to masturbate to relieve the crushing boredom and sexual repression that I feel living out my days in this Nunnery"
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Next time, on Nun of the Above.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# ermm.......uh.........No.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# 2 nuns in the bath
One says to the other "where's the gold cockswastika?" (cockstika?)
[rest of joke as above]
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# 2 nuns licking each other.
One says, "You taste like fish!"
The other one says, "You do too! LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I can imagine it now
The other nun is the new sexbot character. The soap is, of course, phallic, and the bath is being filled from a very authentic-looking bottle labelled "Blood of Virgins". Later, Hitler stands at the bathroom mirror carefully shaving his moustache into its familiar shape, while Maria uses Bromfield as a toilet brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Yes! This did happen!
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21, archived)
# "Soap's hardly very good for masturbating" replies the first nun
"Here, try this 12" rubber 'loofah', sorry it's got some fadge paste on it."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# The tache remains
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# another fine mess...
...will follow shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
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# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)