Lunchtime!
Tme for a quick pun before I go and find some food.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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Dam ! that's good
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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When the beever goes for lunch
is it a buzz-stop?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:09,
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Hymenopterably impressed by his behaviour either.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:24,
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*stares in disbeelief*
I mean... wow.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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This morning my wife and daughter started yelling, so I went downstairs to see what was up.
They pointed at a sock and said it was buzzing. Tentatively, I picked up the sock and indeed, it did buzz angrily when I shook it. I opened the back door and carefully turned the sock inside out. Nestled in the heel was a small bee, having 40 winks. It must have climbed in the sock when it was on the washing line the night before.
I left the sock and bee on the windowsill and went inside to get my camera, but when I got back the bee had woken up and flew away.
There are a million stories in the big city. This has been one of them.
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Smallbrainfield,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:16,
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you serious?
Or are you just pollen my leg?


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:20,
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True story!
Beehive yourself.
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Smallbrainfield,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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It's a good job you didn't put it on.
You would have been bee-feeted!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:20,
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Hahaha I love this!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:17,
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Woo.
I'm not sure it should be able to fly though...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:22,
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yay :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:32,
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Honey, this is dam good.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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